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John Gruden picks Bama over the LSU
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:17 am
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:17 am
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Let's start with Alabama. I tell ya, THIS TEAM, I call ‘em the DETERGENT, cause once you add this Tide to your wash, that scoreboard stays nice and CLEAN. Nick Saban has this team playin' fundamentally sound and just plain mean out there. And they got THIS GUY Trent Richardson. I tell ya' THIS GUY, I call him the SALMON. Because just like one of those fish that are always fightin' to get up that stream, this guy is always fightin' to get where he's goin'. And where this guy is goin' is to the ENDZONE.
And then there's the number one, top-ranked LSU FIGHTIN' TIGERS. I gotta tell ya' their head coach Les Miles likes to say he has a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM, and ya know what, he's pretty right. They got their very own HONEY BADGER, TY-ran Math-you. THIS GUY, I tell ya, they say he takes what he wants, and they're RIGHT. He's like a football Robin Hood, robbin' from those rich offensive guys and given to the poor defense!
Let's start with Alabama. I tell ya, THIS TEAM, I call ‘em the DETERGENT, cause once you add this Tide to your wash, that scoreboard stays nice and CLEAN. Nick Saban has this team playin' fundamentally sound and just plain mean out there. And they got THIS GUY Trent Richardson. I tell ya' THIS GUY, I call him the SALMON. Because just like one of those fish that are always fightin' to get up that stream, this guy is always fightin' to get where he's goin'. And where this guy is goin' is to the ENDZONE.
And then there's the number one, top-ranked LSU FIGHTIN' TIGERS. I gotta tell ya' their head coach Les Miles likes to say he has a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM, and ya know what, he's pretty right. They got their very own HONEY BADGER, TY-ran Math-you. THIS GUY, I tell ya, they say he takes what he wants, and they're RIGHT. He's like a football Robin Hood, robbin' from those rich offensive guys and given to the poor defense!
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Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:21 am to TideRolls
It's amazing all the experts will still pick Bama, even though yall shite the bed at home and this will be a home game for LSU, not to mention we have a better football team.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:24 am to Francis Marion
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even though yall shite the bed at home and this will be a home game for LSU
So if LSU loses - will it be defined as shitting the bed?
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:26 am to stat19
All these clowns picked Bama the first time. I like that all the media is picking Bama. Every little extra motivation helps.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:28 am to Francis Marion
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even though yall shite the bed at home
so you are saying bama was/is the better team???
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:33 am to ehole
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so you are saying bama was/is the better team???
No that was settled November the 5th when LSU went into T-Town and showed who had the better team. LSU has beaten as many top 3 teams this year as the gumps have beaten teams with winning records.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:37 am to stat19
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So if LSU loses - will it be defined as shitting the bed?
Yes, but because it's the national championship and victory is the only option in a game like this. For the record, I don't think Bama shite the bed at home; you're kickers maybe, but a 9-6 loss in overtime isn't shitting the bed.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:44 am to HandGrenade
I'm not even worried about the NC game, Bama was exposed by LSU late in the game. Then a glorified high school team rushed for almost 350 yards against their defense. Their blimpbackers have been exposed on the edge.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:44 am to TideRolls
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And they got THIS GUY Trent Richardson. I tell ya' THIS GUY, I call him the SALMON. Because just like one of those fish that are always fightin' to get up that stream, this guy is always fightin' to get where he's goin'. And where this guy is goin' is to the ENDZONE.
THIS GUY Trent Richardson has never scored a rushing touchdown aganst LSU.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 6:48 am to jhamil25
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THIS GUY Trent Richardson has never scored a rushing touchdown aganst LSU.
Besides two blown coverages and two good runs he did absolutely jack shite on 9-5-11
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:10 am to Francis Marion
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It's amazing all the experts will still pick Bama
brah, nick saban is all buddy with the experts. He goes and hangs out with them and shoots the shite with them on set to campaign for his team. You think they gonna pick against their BBQ buddy Nick? Nick is a politician that uses the media to his adavantage. The more experts that pick bama the better it is for LSU.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:17 am to LsuTool
brah, nick saban is all buddy with the experts. He goes and hangs out with them and shoots the shite with them on set to campaign for his team. You think they gonna pick against their BBQ buddy Nick? Nick is a politician that uses the media to his adavantage. The more experts that pick bama the better it is for LSU.
Wait, according to all the LSU fans, Nick is a bitter a-hole. Now, he's schmoozing and charming the national media. Which is it???
Wait, according to all the LSU fans, Nick is a bitter a-hole. Now, he's schmoozing and charming the national media. Which is it???
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:22 am to SoFla Tideroller
They don't call him slick nick for nothing brah. Saban has what the media wants, access to a bigtime football program headed by a great coach. The media has what nick wants, exposure. They scratch each others back. He's good at what he goes, sans gamedays vs the great les miles.
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Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:25 am to Francis Marion
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Besides two blown coverages and two good runs he did absolutely jack shite on 9-5-11
Yeah leading receiver and rusher for both teams = jack shite. 169 APY = jack shite. He's gonna light that arse up again son.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:25 am to LsuTool
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the late great les miles.
Les Miles is DEAD?
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:26 am to TideRolls
Roll tide.9-6. 
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:29 am to Francis Marion
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yall shite the bed at home and this will be a home game for LSU, not to mention we have a better football team.
Only one or the other can be true. If LSU is truly the better team, then they won as expected. If Bama shite the bed, then LSU is not the better team.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:29 am to 8miles
i love the way gruden talks.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:30 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
Ok just great 
Posted on 12/22/11 at 7:32 am to Francis Marion
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It's amazing all the experts will still pick Bama
Not really. There's only two teams. They have to pick one of the two. Despite what you want to believe, it's not like LSU had some kind of dominant win against Bama in the last game.
I know, I know, "but Bama lost at home! and the superdome will be like a home game for LSU!" Come on, man.
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