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re: Why are handguns legal?
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:04 am to Dawggy_Style
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:04 am to Dawggy_Style
quote:That would be truly demented. I just want to grab a 12 of bud, grab my AR15, and blow the shite out of something that's using my oxygen unnecessarily.
How much would you be willing to pay to watch two squirrels duel to the death with tiny guns?
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:08 am to finestfirst79
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3 shotguns here (if you can call a .410 a gun) all accumulated over the years. And a Glock 9mm for the coming zombie apocalypse. It's in a gun safe, ready to kill zombies. The founding fathers clearly had the zombie apocalypse in mind when they wrote the 2nd amendment.
I dig this so much that I know that I would like you if I ever met you in real life.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:13 am to Dawggy_Style
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Posted by Dawggy_Style on 4/23 at 11:59 pm to MIZ_COU How much would you be willing to pay to watch two squirrels duel to the death with tiny guns? Maybe we've been looking at this wrong. Maybe the money to be made is in the promotion, not direct sales. That actually makes more sense, squirrels don't have a lot of discretionary income. So, how much? $40? $50? More? Would you be interested in securing season tickets to all events at the SquirrelDome:Extremely Awesome Entertainment venue?
shite.
You're pretty rad.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:20 am to Slippery Slope
It really is an awesome idea, but not well thought through. Squirrels are notoriously bad shots. The ammo costs alone would be prohibitive
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:22 am to Slippery Slope
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shite.
You're pretty rad.
Dude. I'm awesome.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:26 am to MIZ_COU
Maybe I need to drop back a bit, recenter, rethink, redevelop, retool, workshop the idea, brainstorm, plan for success and all that jazz. The world might not be ready for the mesmerizing spectacle that is Squirrel Dome:Extremely Agile Entertainment.....or whatever I called it a few minutes ago.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:33 am to Dawggy_Style
Handguns are legal b/c rednecks are terrified that one day they might have to drive alone through south side Chicago.
At least that's what I've come to understand from asking the hicks on here to explain themselves.
At least that's what I've come to understand from asking the hicks on here to explain themselves.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:33 am to Dawggy_Style
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:34 am to WheelRoute
Pussy.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:36 am to Tiguar
pussy == redneck without his handgun
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:38 am to WheelRoute
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b/c rednecks
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the hicks
Ah, yes... Because insulting someone in an argument is an instant win, amirite?
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:43 am to Yat27
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Ah, yes... Because insulting someone in an argument is an instant win, amirite?
Don't be daft. Insulting someone is the pleasureful coup de grace you get after winning an argument.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:43 am to Slippery Slope
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I dig this so much that I know that I would like you if I ever met you in real life.
Umm... thanks? Or something. My guess, though, is you'd most likely say "Eww... you're an old fricker, aren't ya?" if we met. But that's OK.
Congrats on having a girl in the near future. My wife still makes fun of me for blurting out "Girls are more trouble to raise than boys" back before I knew better. Our daughter is the light of my life and my contribution to society. You're in for a very enjoyable ride.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:46 am to MIZ_COU
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Right so what we do is reorganize
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That's the ticket! Stay positive, come back with an unbeatable plan. (6th wish should totally be for an arsenal of tiny squirrel weapons because the manufacturing feasibility has me concerned a bit.
Also, the random downvotes tonight are hilarious! I'd totally understand if only my posts were receiving a downvote (I'd understand, but it still makes me a little sad) because I clearly jumped the sanity track almost two hours ago. The funny thing is that a variety of posts are receiving votes.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:47 am to WheelRoute
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Don't be daft.
Doubling down.
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pleasureful coup de grace you get after winning an argument.
I bet you win them all?
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:52 am to Slippery Slope
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Is it not weird that we believe the people who wrote the constitution were some kind of super genius futurists?
They were actually racist, sexist slaveowners who didn't want to pay their taxes.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:41 am to Stonehog
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They were actually racist, sexist slaveowners who didn't want to pay their taxes.
I love this.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 7:07 am to Slippery Slope
To kill.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 7:17 am to Slippery Slope
There's really no point in owning a handgun.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 7:46 am to pvilleguru
There is no point in not owning one. Or several. 
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