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re: What's the best advice anyone ever gave you?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:16 pm to sorantable
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:16 pm to sorantable
Never trust whitey
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:02 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:19 pm to Kraut Dawg
Never trust a fart and never waste a boner.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:11 am to Kraut Dawg
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If you're ever going to cheat on your wife & have something to lose, masturbate first. Immediately after ejaculation ask yourself if cheating is worth possibly getting caught & losing everything you've taken so long to earn. If you say "yes" w/ your limp wanker in your hand, then go for it, it's worth it to you. If you say "no," and you probably will, then your problems are more likely within.
Reading that took longer than doing it.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:20 am to sorantable
Right before graduating college, my grandfather told me no matter what occupation I'm in to never solicit business from friends or family.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:35 am to sorantable
Value your anonymity.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:03 am to sorantable
Wise man told me once:
"95 percent of your happiness/misery in this life will stem from whom you choose as a mate (spouse). Choose wisely."
"95 percent of your happiness/misery in this life will stem from whom you choose as a mate (spouse). Choose wisely."
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:06 am to sorantable
Don't blame others for your problems.
Not really advice given directly to me. I've heard it said and it makes perfect sense to me. Only way to overcome obstacles in life is to take full accountability of yourself.
Not really advice given directly to me. I've heard it said and it makes perfect sense to me. Only way to overcome obstacles in life is to take full accountability of yourself.
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 9:07 am
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:11 am to Goldrush25
Not advice given to me, but a former roommate had a little picture/plaque type thing above his door that I THINK was an abe lincoln quote that said "whatever you are, be a good one". I've always like that. Whether you're a CEO or garbageman, be the best at it you can be.
How have I applied that lesson? I sit at my desk for about 8 hours a day and fart around on message boards.
How have I applied that lesson? I sit at my desk for about 8 hours a day and fart around on message boards.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:31 am to Porter Osborne Jr
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Never trust a fart and never waste a boner.
The older you get...the truer this is..
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:36 am to sorantable
Marry a girl with small hands, that way your pecker will always look big. Thanks Grandad.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:56 am to slacker130
"Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you."
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:09 am to sorantable
When in doubt, play side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:12 am to TigerAlum93
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When in doubt, play side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
:cutscene:
dun nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:38 am to WG_Dawg
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:48 am to sorantable
Don't ever get married.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:49 am to sorantable
"Eat pinapple. It will make your semen taste better".
I actually had a relatively attractive female coworker tell me this over dinner one night with other male colleagues. That was..a little awkward to say the least.
I told this to the wife, who laughed and said "she's right you know". been eating pineapple like a mofo ever since.
I actually had a relatively attractive female coworker tell me this over dinner one night with other male colleagues. That was..a little awkward to say the least.
I told this to the wife, who laughed and said "she's right you know". been eating pineapple like a mofo ever since.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 12:30 pm to sorantable
"Life is short. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while...you might miss it."
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:22 pm to sorantable
Don't mix business with personal matters.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:38 pm to 5thTiger
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
Figure out what people want from you.
Figure out what people want from you.
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