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re: What happened if you talked back to your mama?

Posted on 6/18/15 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 8:30 pm to
Yeah I laughed at my mom when she was spanking me once too and told her it didn't hurt. She also stopped.

But she just waited until my dad got home and told him and he wore my arse out until it bled.

Never made that mistake again.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17816 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:22 pm to
Got backhanded once and I learned to talk under my breath a little quieter.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28869 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:27 pm to
Beat senseless.

My dad's mom beat the frick out of me when I talked back to her herself I learned pretty quick on that one. She was a mean old cuss from Odessa TX.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98960 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:28 pm to
In my teenage years I made the mistake of calling my Mom a bitch once. She backhanded me so hard I had to check to make sure I had teeth left. That took care of that.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54638 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

It ended with my mom cussing and then stopping the punishment. I continued to laugh.


If I laughed she would know something was up and get the belt to make contact with my bare arse.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17270 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:29 pm to
The only time I made that mistake my dad heard me and then beat me with a belt. My legs bleed all over the kitchen.
He could not get away with with that shite this day and age.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:43 pm to
I don't remember. I mean, I remember talking back and I remember being wheeled out of the hospital, but everything between those is a complete blank. I wish I could remember. It's just unsettling, losing a month of your life.
Posted by Hogtastic Voyage
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2010
1357 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 9:50 pm to
My mom would grab whatever was within reach(fly swat, coat hanger, hair brush, spatula, wooden spoon, etc) and it was instantly magnetized to the backs of our legs. She was ruthless. All the "I'm sorry"'s and "I love you Mama"'s in the world couldn't stop that onslaught
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 10:04 pm to
My dad got involved. Which always turned out poorly for me, so I learned not to ever do it pretty fast. Learned it was better to back talk my dad as he didn't get so upset with me back talking him as long as mom was respected.

Once though, when I was 18 and thought I was a bad arse, I challenged my dad in the garage when we got home from football practice. I was younger, bigger, stronger. Called him a coward and told his arse not to walk away from me.

I have no idea why I did. Dad was a 20 year green beret that had seen combat in 3 different countries. I literally lasted less than 10 seconds. In that 10 seconds, the aquarium got shattered, my face busted open, and I had ceased breathing due to some sort of choke that was being applied. Dead serious, I have no idea what happened but I wanted mercy before I even got started.

Never, ever again.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

talked back to your mama?


Woe....woe......WOE

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Yeah I laughed at my mom when she was spanking me once too and told her it didn't hurt. She also stopped.



I laughed one time when she was trying to beat my arse with a wet flip-flop. A fricking flip-flop.

Unlikes the rest of you fortunate souls, my mother decided to grab a belt with especially large studs (or whatever. a western belt) and she beat me silly.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98960 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Unlikes the rest of you fortunate souls, my mother decided to grab a belt with especially large studs (or whatever. a western belt) and she beat me silly.


My Dad never had to use it on me (my brother was another story), but he had a razor strap.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

My Dad never had to use it on me (my brother was another story), but he had a razor strap.



Pop always used his fraternity paddle. I got it maybe 4-5 times by the age of 7 and I quickly figured out to not do anything that might garner such a punishment.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 11:21 pm to
As a little kid, she's spank us with this pink hairbrus h she had that hurt like a motherfricker. When we got older, she'd tell my dad and we'd get the belt.
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6857 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:08 am to
I was about 12 years old when I discovered that going home and getting a spanking was not part of the normal routine for most kids after church.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:54 am to
About 6 months ago I got mad at a female friend at my house when i was on the phone with her and my mom was there and herd me call her a bitch and my mom slapped the living piss out of me


I'm 32.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 6:04 am to
When I was a kid if I had my Dad may have cracked my skull with his Ring.

He was 6'5" 240.

When I was 11 my Mom told me I couldn't go somewhere.She shut my door but was standing there.I said "You bitch".The door opened.

She washed my mouth out with Ivory Soap.I'm 53 and I've never been disrespectful to my Mom since.
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 6:12 am
Posted by Rounder1
Member since Feb 2013
522 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 7:21 am to
Dad....open hand.....up the side of my head
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 7:38 am to
I got to crawl out from under the couch after she clubbed me with something.


It's really sad to notice how the kids today talk to their mothers.
Posted by FlatwoodsForester
Member since Jul 2012
2569 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 7:49 am to


Then when my Dad got home:

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