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What happened if you talked back to your mama?

Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:21 pm
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6853 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:21 pm

She'd guilt the hell out of me and then tell the whole story of her day to Dad when he got home (do you wanna know what happened in this house today!?!) and then... well I'm pretty sure I've blocked most of anything that happened next.

My younger brother had, what would later be diagnosed as hyperactivity and even later ADHD, and for him a hard time in the corner was practically torture. I never got time outs and it drove me nuts. My parents where just bloody smart, knew exactly how to get at both of us.
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:24 pm to
The side of my face hurt for awhile, mama didn't play that.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69884 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:29 pm to
Back-talk usually resulted in backhand.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54601 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:33 pm to
arse whippin followed a second arse whippin when dad got home
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:35 pm to
A switch from mama followed by a belt from dad.

Great parents. Would be in jail if they parented today, though. Pussified 'Murica.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118808 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:36 pm to
Switch, and I had to pick a good one, or I got additional licks.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:37 pm to
Once, a very firm and authoritative warning. Afterwards, a belt. I learned not to do things that earned a belting, switching, or paddling at a young age.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69884 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:42 pm to
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Switch, and I had to pick a good one, or I got additional licks.





If I brought back a sub-par switch, my dad would go get the tree and beat my arse with it.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118808 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

If I brought back a sub-par switch, my dad would go get the tree and beat my arse with it.


Are we brothers?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Switch, and I had to pick a good one, or I got additional licks.




Oh hell no, you only brought the rotten switch inside once
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 6:59 pm to
Dad would kick my arse
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30837 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:02 pm to
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arse whippin followed a second arse whippin when dad got home
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19197 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

arse whippin followed a second arse whippin when dad got home


Same.

Brotha from another motha?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:04 pm to
Wooden Spanking Spoon

This post was edited on 6/18/15 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69884 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:05 pm to
Can't wait till Stonehog and Spleen tell us we all had abusive parents and should have called social services.
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:25 pm to
I got slapped until I got fast... speed prevails.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:46 pm to
Someone else got the wooden spoon treatment too!! Honestly, my mom would grab whatever was close - wooden spoon, fly swatter, hairbrush - straight across the back of my legs.

Plus the guilt trip. No one does a guilt trip like my mother. She is the guilt trip tour guide.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19197 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 7:58 pm to
I did something wrong and I was talking back...

I had finished football practice and I was waitng for big brother to finish his. My mom caught up with me and gave me a major spanking. Except I was laughing. And she thusly kept spanking and increasing the intensity. And I kept laughing.

It ended with my mom cussing and then stopping the punishment. I continued to laugh.

Victory was mine, people of the OTB, for I had my butt pad attached and no damage was felt.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
7546 posts
Posted on 6/18/15 at 8:00 pm to
I got my butt whipped!
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