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Posted on 1/15/17 at 10:00 am to deeprig9
Never have, never will. You're basically a couple steps away from just letting her shite in your mouth. That shite is gross.
Apparently analingus is really picking up steam in the young black community. I was on a job site a littl while back and 3 of the guys (all under 30) were talking about it at work. I've joked around about it before, but these guys were nonchalantly talking about dragging their tongues across someone's poop chute. These weren't my guys, so I didn't know them and I couldn't tell them to cut it out and get back to work, but I guess they could tell by the look on my face that I did not eat arse. They told me that if you properly eat a girl's arse then she'll always be faithful; I told them if my wife told me to eat her arse or she was leaving, then I'd pay her damn cab fare. Dookie of any kind will never willfully enter my mouth.
All y'all arse eaters enjoy your E. Coli.
Apparently analingus is really picking up steam in the young black community. I was on a job site a littl while back and 3 of the guys (all under 30) were talking about it at work. I've joked around about it before, but these guys were nonchalantly talking about dragging their tongues across someone's poop chute. These weren't my guys, so I didn't know them and I couldn't tell them to cut it out and get back to work, but I guess they could tell by the look on my face that I did not eat arse. They told me that if you properly eat a girl's arse then she'll always be faithful; I told them if my wife told me to eat her arse or she was leaving, then I'd pay her damn cab fare. Dookie of any kind will never willfully enter my mouth.
All y'all arse eaters enjoy your E. Coli.
This post was edited on 1/15/17 at 10:01 am
Posted on 1/15/17 at 12:49 pm to deeprig9
I probably will never toss a salad, but if she wants to stir my bowl a little I'll let it happen.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:03 pm to DirtyDawg
I haven't, but am not unwilling. But it better be a woman that I'm very into, and isn't shy about giving bjs. It's been too long since I've been with a woman that really enjoyed giving head (also known as a unicorn). Usually it's just a couple obligatory bj when we first start dating. Then they dry up. So if she satisfies me, I'm reciprocate however she wants.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:33 pm to CCTider
The only way anyone will ever do it to me is if I can immediately kick them out and. Ever have to see them again because damn straight they ain't ever touching me with that tounge ever again.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:39 pm to SCDawg
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I dont lick butthole
If you have ever gone down on a girl, you have licked butthole. Not saying you meant to, but it happened.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:51 pm to ElephantGA
I know i didnt lick butthole 
Posted on 1/15/17 at 4:05 pm to deeprig9
Like others have said, after you move in together and she starts shitting with the door open and ripping arse in the bed, you lose interest in eating arse in a hurry.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 4:34 pm to deeprig9
Kind of taste like licking a penny
Posted on 1/15/17 at 5:09 pm to parrothead
Joe Buck is tounging Aaron Rogers' balloon knot right now.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 5:24 pm to crispyUGA
I think Omarion came out with a song that had a verse " Gotta eat the booty like groceries".
Either way, a nope for me.
Either way, a nope for me.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 5:39 pm to crispyUGA
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Apparently analingus is really picking up steam in the young black community. I was on a job site a littl while back and 3 of the guys (all under 30) were talking about it at work.
Nope.
Nope nope nope.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 5:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
You gotta eat the booty like groceries Tbird.
It's all the rage nowadays.
It's all the rage nowadays.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 5:46 pm to jefffan
I refuse
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:50 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/15/17 at 7:04 pm to deeprig9
Yep, quite often. It gets me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob when she's on top and I'm giving that thing a lick.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 10:29 pm to deeprig9
I have done it to my girl many times. Only after she has properly cleansed herself of course. It drives her wild and facilitates intense orgasms for her. Which in turn facilitates intense orgasms for me.
But I've been with this chick a long time and she and I have done practically everything a man and woman can do to one another. Never went there with anyone before her.
But I've been with this chick a long time and she and I have done practically everything a man and woman can do to one another. Never went there with anyone before her.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 11:28 am to deeprig9
I'll just leave this here.
And yes, yes I would.
And yes, yes I would.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 11:54 am to deeprig9
Did she ask you to do it or was it one of those things where the timing was just right and you went for it?
Posted on 1/16/17 at 11:50 pm to dawgdayafternoon
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Did she ask you to do it or was it one of those things where the timing was just right and you went for it?
It's a calling bro... You wouldn't understand...
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