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Posted on 1/17/17 at 8:38 am to deeprig9
Never done it to a girl, had a girl do it to me once. It was okay I guess. We were pretty hopped up on ecstasy.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 9:15 am to deeprig9
frick, you guys are weird. 
Posted on 1/17/17 at 9:25 am to deeprig9
Always wanted to try it but my wife is strongly against it. Anytime she is bent over picking up clothes or whatever, she covers her arse with her hand cause she knows I'm moving in for the lick
Posted on 1/17/17 at 9:35 am to jefffan
quote:nope it was young thug
I think Omarion came out with a song that had a verse " Gotta eat the booty like groceries".
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:39 am to DirtyDawg
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I probably will never toss a salad, but if she wants to stir my bowl a little I'll let it happen.
What about when she wants a big ol' sloppy kiss afterwards?
Posted on 1/17/17 at 12:09 pm to The Spleen
quote:you let a lady tongue punch your fart box???
Never done it to a girl, had a girl do it to me once. It was okay I guess. We were pretty hopped up on ecstasy.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 12:31 pm to deeprig9
I'm not a Degen, so no.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 12:37 pm to SCDawg
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you let a lady tongue punch your fart box???
Yeah. We were both pretty inebriated and I didn't really realize what was happening until she was pot committed to it.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 12:59 pm to The Spleen
Dude how drunk i would have slapped her nah jk
i would have slapped her nah jk
Posted on 1/17/17 at 1:07 pm to SCDawg
Not just drunk. Weed and ecstasy were also involved. I was on my stomach on the couch, naked, and she was giving me a massage one minute, and had her face buried in my crack the next. It was weird.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 1:29 pm to The Spleen
Well i guess there wasnothing you could do at that point i had a buddy that let his girl toss his salad and he said he liked it so idk man.
i had a buddy that let his girl toss his salad and he said he liked it so idk man.This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:05 pm to The Spleen
Never done it, would do it though.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:18 pm to deeprig9
Tossing has saved my life several times in prison. Another tool in the tool box as I see it.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 7:46 pm to GnashRebel
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Another tool in the tool box as I see it.
Pragmatic salad tossing, only. Like medical weed.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:43 am to GnashRebel
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Tossing has saved my life several times in prison. Another tool in the tool box as I see it.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 6:42 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Know a guy who was on a "fishing trip" in Mexico for a buddies bachelor party. He had just banged one of the girls that was there for the "entertainment" and was bragging to a couple other guys that were there about how well she kissed. One of the guys busts out laughing and says "how's my arse taste?" Turns out she had tossed his salad right before going to entertain Mr. French Kiss
Posted on 1/20/17 at 12:28 am to pigpickin
It isn't bad at all if she has been properly prepared for it. Just don't try to surprise her with it, you might be the one getting the "surprise".
PS. Give her a few days after taco or chili night
PS. Give her a few days after taco or chili night
This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 12:31 am
Posted on 1/20/17 at 7:53 am to prostyleoffensetime
Been married 35 years and not one shite has ever happened with th fricking door open. Gotta leave some mystery in life! And I have never eaten arse but my woman wouldn't dig it anyway.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:01 am to pigpickin
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Know a guy who was on a "fishing trip" in Mexico for a buddies bachelor party. He had just banged one of the girls that was there for the "entertainment" and was bragging to a couple other guys that were there about how well she kissed. One of the guys busts out laughing and says "how's my arse taste?" Turns out she had tossed his salad right before going to entertain Mr. French Kiss
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