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Tossing Salad
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:20 pm
Anyone here ever toss a salad?
I did once, around 97/98 ish.
It was a one night hookup with a girl a little out of my league, super hot, part of my little brother's friend group. Maybe she liked me because I was older and cooler, dunno.
But I ate that arse like it was scattered, covered, and smothered. Completely tasteless too.... like she knew she was getting her salad tossed that night and cleaned up extra good.
Her first name was Erika, but for the life of me I can't remember her last name to look her up on FB. Otherwise I'd post a pic.
I did once, around 97/98 ish.
It was a one night hookup with a girl a little out of my league, super hot, part of my little brother's friend group. Maybe she liked me because I was older and cooler, dunno.
But I ate that arse like it was scattered, covered, and smothered. Completely tasteless too.... like she knew she was getting her salad tossed that night and cleaned up extra good.
Her first name was Erika, but for the life of me I can't remember her last name to look her up on FB. Otherwise I'd post a pic.
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:24 pm to deeprig9
I helped my mom toss one last night. She told me go light on the ranch next time.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:32 pm to deeprig9
Absolutely have done it. Don't understand the point, but I've done it 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:38 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
Dabo?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:09 pm to deeprig9
I dont lick butthole
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:22 pm to SCDawg
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I dont lick butthole
I was young and really horny.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:05 pm to deeprig9
Nope, never have, never will
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:31 pm to deeprig9
No I've walked into the bathroom after she trashed the place I'm not sticking my tongue in that thing.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:38 pm to wartiger2004
It's amazing what comes out of those things isn't folks?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:45 pm to wartiger2004
This. I feel like salad tossing is purely for the single and horny. When you smell and hear what thing can produce on a daily basis, it makes you second guess sticking your face in there. And once you start second guessing, the moment has passed
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:56 pm to tylerdurden24
I tossed my girls salad last night kinda by accident. I was eating her out and she's tiny so I had her arse up to get better position and my mouth kinda slipped down under and I was like frick it loll in here already u haven't thrown up yet lets try this out. She enjoyed it I got a back massage today
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:05 pm to vengeanceofrain
Shite breath for a back massage. Yeah you're the winner in this situation.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:08 pm to deeprig9
Doesn't matter had sex
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:14 pm to SCDawg
So everyone that downvoted my post likes to stick their tongue in arsehole? 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:57 pm to wartiger2004
quote:Pretty much this
No I've walked into the bathroom after she trashed the place I'm not sticking my tongue in that thing.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:09 pm to deeprig9
Used to have a Mexican coworker that would brag about his booty eating skills. But he said he'd only do it in the shower, because apparently that made it sanitary. Just because the poo is washed off the outside doesn't mean it ain't still just right on the other side of the sphincter
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:22 pm to BowlJackson
Supposedly the proper thing to do is to prepare ahead of time and, ahem, clean yourself out by whatever methods available. Takes away the spontaneity but lord know if I'm going down there face first then the reassurance would be nice
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:36 pm to tylerdurden24
I ain't going there either way. And I also ain't sticking it in her butt and risking getting poo on Lil Bowl when there's a perfectly good cooter an inch away
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:11 am to deeprig9
This place is so totally rad
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:19 am to BowlJackson
quote:
Just because the poo is washed off the outside doesn't mean it ain't still just right on the other side of the sphincter
Shoot a little Starbucks in there first to flush it all out.
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