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re: There is something living in my basement *UPDATE on page 3*
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:59 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:59 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 8/15/14 at 11:02 pm to Stonehog
you mind picking that stuff up for me, since your going to town anyway?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 11:12 pm to Stonehog
thx
and as for your basement issue, just call the cops and tell them there is an unarmed teenager wearing a hoodie down there.
Won't cost you a dime.
and as for your basement issue, just call the cops and tell them there is an unarmed teenager wearing a hoodie down there.
Won't cost you a dime.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 11:22 pm to five_fivesix
Actually not a bad idea.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 4:28 am to Stonehog
Just let your dog go down there and see what happens. A new dog is cheaper than most housing repairs.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 6:40 am to Stonehog
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What would you do?
Burn the House Down
Posted on 8/16/14 at 7:11 am to Stonehog
Which is it, a basement or cellar?
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:03 am to Stonehog
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There is something living in my basement
This sounds like the start of a Rob Zombie children's book.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:28 am to Stonehog
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Just open the door and splash as much gasoline as you can in 10 seconds. Slam the door and wait 5seconds, strike a match, open the door, and toss to match in. Problem solved.
Okay,okay, please don't do this. It's me, I am living in your basement. Please just let me be to scurry around down here. The market is over-saturated with business degrees and times are hard. I repeat, do not set me on fire. I'll leave in my own time...you know... when the market gets better.
P.S. Throw a sandwich down there once and a while if you can. The opossum I am scavenging off of isn't good, nor will it last through the weekend.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:35 am to BurtReynoldsMustache
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I repeat, do not set me on fire.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 11:51 am to five_fivesix
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just call the cops and tell them there is an unarmed teenager wearing a hoodie down there.
Okay, defiantly don't do this. I am wearing a hoodie but only because it's cold. I am white but it is dark in here; mistakes can be made.
P.S. You're cool with me stealing your wifi, right?
This post was edited on 8/16/14 at 11:56 am
Posted on 8/16/14 at 1:03 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
That's the last straw!
Posted on 8/16/14 at 1:19 pm to Stonehog
I'm the one eating the opossum win, win? I will try to sleep with everyone in your house though. Not the under aged ones; I can wait.
This post was edited on 8/16/14 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 8/16/14 at 7:04 pm to Stonehog
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my dog is going crazy sniffing the floor.
What kind of dog do you have?
Couldn't you just let him go in the basement.
Posted on 8/16/14 at 7:19 pm to UMTigerRebel
This thread turned out to be kind of fun to read through.
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