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re: Tell A Short Joke
Posted on 10/21/14 at 7:27 am to partsman103
Posted on 10/21/14 at 7:27 am to partsman103
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What do you call a lady who has 1 leg shorter than the other?
ilene
what do you call an Asian lady with the same ailment?
Irene
What do you call a man with no shins?
Neil
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:28 am to Displaced
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face?
The horse replies "my alcoholism is destroying my family"
The horse replies "my alcoholism is destroying my family"
Posted on 10/21/14 at 8:53 am to InVolNerable
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 am to partsman103
Did you know the lady with the short leg was in a porno back in the 80's?
It was called "Come On Ilene".
It was called "Come On Ilene".
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:51 am to pioneerbasketball
Two women sitting quietly...
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:13 pm to finestfirst79
Ya know how to keep a bunch of assholes in suspence?
I'll tell ya later
I'll tell ya later
Posted on 10/21/14 at 3:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
Posted on 10/21/14 at 7:03 pm to Mizzeaux
quote:
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? You don't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on your face.
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