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Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:44 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:44 pm to pioneerbasketball
This thread gave me lulz.
I'm a sucker for dumb jokes. And of course stonehog is a fig.
I'm a sucker for dumb jokes. And of course stonehog is a fig.
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:57 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of a door?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a grill?
Frank
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a grill?
Frank
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:37 am to PJinAtl
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.
Art
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 10:45 am to Pavoloco83
quote:
Whats the difference between riding a moped and fricking a fat girl?
Answer: Both are fun but you dont want your friends to see you do it.
You might want to practice that one a few more times before open mic night.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 11:56 am to Yellerhammer5
The School once held a contest for kids. The theme of the contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'....
The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM"...
The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM"...
Posted on 10/17/14 at 11:57 am to sms151t
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?
A mechanic
A mechanic
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:02 pm to sms151t
What did the zen Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me One with everything."
"Make me One with everything."
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:07 pm to InThroughTheOutDore
Nick Saban
(hope no one has said that one yet)
(hope no one has said that one yet)
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
So a couple is having sex, and the guy goes "oh baby, I am about to cum inside of you"
The chick says, "thats a little presumptuous"
The guy responds, "Thats a pretty big word for a 13 year old"
The chick says, "thats a little presumptuous"
The guy responds, "Thats a pretty big word for a 13 year old"
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:56 pm to PowerTool
What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
BOB
BOB
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at a University of Louisville wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:21 pm to TreyAnastasio
A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.
Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!
Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:36 pm to blacknblu
quote:
A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.
Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!
Thats weird. the first time I heard my joke, someone told that right after.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:41 pm to pioneerbasketball
What do you call a midget psychic that's wanted by the police?
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:46 pm to TreyAnastasio
Whoa
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:11 pm to blacknblu
quote:
A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.
Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!
Pedophiles are fricking immature assholes.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to InVolNerable
That one took me a minute, and now I can't tell anyone here why I'm laughing.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to InVolNerable
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says "I can't believe we just blew 20 bucks in there."
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
Wright Thompson.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:14 pm to pioneerbasketball
Why cant women pee first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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