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re: Signs you are getting old
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:53 am to Open Dore Policy
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:53 am to Open Dore Policy
I went back to my old home town for a wedding in August. My best friend in high school's daughter was getting married. She was 30'ish. One of her friends was particularly hot, and she seemed really interested in me. We chatted for a while, and she finally said, "Look, I know you are going to think this is kind of forward, but I am going to say it anyway. You're a really neat guy, and I think you would be perfect for my mom. Would you mind if I introduced her to you?"
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Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:09 am to Cheese Grits
The 25 years in the future date they traveled to in Back to the Future 2 (which I saw in the theater as a kid) will be on Wednesday.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:25 am to Allyn McKeen
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Would you mind if I introduced her to you?
Did you go for it?
Was there a happy ending?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 12:12 pm to Cheese Grits
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Did you go for it?
No.
There was a happy ending.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:45 pm to Cheese Grits
-When you have to manage your nuts
-teaching your kids how to drive
-seeing clips from football games from when you were in college and it looks like it should be from history channel
-back hair
-gray chest hair
-catching a glimpse of the dude in the mirror and wondering "who the F is that?"
How about this- The TV show The Wonder Years, anyone remember it? If it aired today, it would be depicting 1995.
-teaching your kids how to drive
-seeing clips from football games from when you were in college and it looks like it should be from history channel
-back hair
-gray chest hair
-catching a glimpse of the dude in the mirror and wondering "who the F is that?"
How about this- The TV show The Wonder Years, anyone remember it? If it aired today, it would be depicting 1995.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 4:41 pm to slacker130
Some of the people I went to high school with look old as frick.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 5:28 pm to slacker130
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How about this- The TV show The Wonder Years, anyone remember it? If it aired today, it would be depicting 1995.
Yup, yup and yup. Though I dont have to manage my nut sack yet.
Im fortunate to still have all my hair and its not gray yet. but is getting grayer little by little. Every time I get a haircut I get pissed at the stylist and ask why she keeps throwing that shite in my lap!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:02 pm to Cheese Grits
Went to the bars in downtown Auburn & saw how poorly dressed college aged men are. Hip is in & I know it has been, but even frat brother look is completely non-existent.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:20 pm to OlGrandad
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I went to the doctor's office and the receptionist said, "hey honey". I signed in and sat down and a few minutes later a guy older than I came in and she said, "hey sweetie".
Then a kid about 25 came in and she said, " good morning, please sign in".
It hit me at that moment that I was considered to be a harmless old coot.
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Posted on 10/20/15 at 12:36 pm to Aux Arc
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Some of the people I went to high school with look old as frick.
When you go to your 20 and 30 year reunions, it will be easy to separate the smokers from the non-smokers by appearance. The smokers will look older.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 12:40 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I just got hearing aids.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 2:33 pm to Allyn McKeen
I'm there. I smoke. I'm one of the youngest looking people my age. Not all smokers age prematurely. Not advocating - just disagreeing with your assessment.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 2:46 pm to Cheese Grits
It takes a good 36 hours, tons of water and supplements to fully get over a night of heavy drinking. If I get drunk at the game Saturday I still feel blah Monday morning.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 3:26 pm to Aux Arc
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Not all smokers age prematurely
probably just haven't been smoking long enough
If you smoke for 30 yrs, you are going to show signs
Posted on 10/20/15 at 4:37 pm to Aux Arc
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I'm one of the youngest looking people my age.
- Most people think that. Most people are wrong.
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Not all smokers age prematurely.
Agree. Some die of horrible diseases well before they look old.
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Not advocating
LOL.
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just disagreeing with your assessment.
I was just going off of my old classmates at our 20 and 30 year reunions. Cannot comment about the 40th because most of the smokers were dead. At that point, even the non-smokers looked old... except for me of course.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 4:43 pm to Cheese Grits
When you attend more funerals then weddings.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 5:08 pm to Aux Arc
Enjoy the lung cancer.
Had two grandfathers die of that shite and have seen the chemo and radiation in action.
Had two grandfathers die of that shite and have seen the chemo and radiation in action.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 7:37 am to Cheese Grits
Hangovers last a lot longer, and modern popular music sounds like shite. That's a couple
Posted on 10/21/15 at 7:20 pm to Reservoir dawg
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modern popular music sounds like shite
This.
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