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re: Signs you are getting old
Posted on 10/17/15 at 4:19 pm to BamaChick
Posted on 10/17/15 at 4:19 pm to BamaChick
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For women it's all the things that have been mentioned - hangovers that last for days, body aches from what used to be normal activity, getting up to pee all the time, preferring to stay home over going out, etc. - and so much more.
-Menopause - enough said.
-Having to go to the salon every four weeks because I'm not ready to look like a grandma.
-Pedicures are like minor surgery - why the frick does the skin on your heels and your toenails get thicker and dryer and rougher as you age?
-GRAVITY - I miss perky boobs and I hate the ugly and uncomfortable bras I have to wear now.
-A true dearth of fashion options - I don't want to dress like a 16 year old nor a 60 year old. Can no one make a pair of jeans that fall somewhere in between ones with an inseam so short your arse cracks waves at everyone and ones with a pleated front that come all the way up under your boobs??
-I used to love to wear high heels. frick those torture devices. I'll hurt for days after wearing high heels to a wedding when I used to could wear them daily without missing a beat. Plus, I'm afraid I'll fall when I wear them.
-I'm writing recs for girls for sorority rush that I visited in the hospital when they were born.
Excuse me while I go look for my missing reading glasses.
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Posted on 10/17/15 at 4:44 pm to Cheese Grits
I am becoming more and more less emotionally involved with football. I'm still in my 20s though, so I am on track to not watching football at all by the time I'm 30.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:28 pm to Cheese Grits
If ineat spicy food I get heartburn
Posted on 10/17/15 at 8:03 pm to rantfan
When your statuses or comments on Facebook always have eighty periods after them................
Seems like every old person does this
Seems like every old person does this
Posted on 10/17/15 at 8:48 pm to Mullet Flap
This thread makes me sad for old people life
Posted on 10/18/15 at 12:16 am to BamaChick
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-I'm writing recs for girls for sorority rush that I visited in the hospital when they were born.
What house?
Posted on 10/18/15 at 9:53 am to Cheese Grits
I took a nap at the tailgate yesterday.
Should of saved it for the game.
Should of saved it for the game.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 5:01 pm to Cheese Grits
Alpha Gam at Alabama - 1990-1994
I'm old as hell.
I'm old as hell.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 5:08 pm to Cheese Grits
When you get senior's discounts for lap dances.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 5:12 pm to BamaChick
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I'm old as hell
Pictures or it isn't true.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 5:18 pm to BamaChick
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Alpha Gam at Alabama - 1990-1994
I'm old as hell.
Lord. You're still in your forties. Stop with the "old as hell" BS.
Im in my 50's and still going skrong.
Helps to take certain peptides occasionally doe. 
Posted on 10/18/15 at 6:49 pm to Pavoloco83
What's the peptides all about?
Posted on 10/18/15 at 7:54 pm to deeprig9
evolution peptides brah. Where you can buy liquid penis enhancers in bulk droplet form. TD OT Lounge has a massive thread all about it.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 8:25 pm to BamaChick
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Alpha Gam at Alabama - 1990-1994
Killer Squirrels!
Some seriously fun women
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I'm old as hell.
You are a spring chicken, I on the other hand dated dirts midwife.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 8:35 pm to Pavoloco83
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Lord. You're still in your forties. Stop with the "old as hell" BS.
Hell I feel old in my mid-thirties sometimes.
It really hits me when I work with kids that were born after I graduated from HS.
Or the oldies station playing music I listened to growing up.
And it definitely takes longer to recover from a hard workout or hangover.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 8:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
When you sit on the toilet and your balls hit the water it's a sign.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:14 am to Stonehog
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There's no such thing as old. The past, present and future are all happening right now.
I'll take things Gary Busey would say for a thousand, Alex.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 4:50 am to Cheese Grits
If you're looking to get depressed, do the math:
2015 minus the year you graduated high school = A
A minus the year you graduated high school = B
B is how old you seem to today's kids.
The good news? Life begins at 40. Absolutely.
2015 minus the year you graduated high school = A
A minus the year you graduated high school = B
B is how old you seem to today's kids.
The good news? Life begins at 40. Absolutely.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 4:55 am to Coeur du Tigre
I seem -3 to today's kids?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:13 am to BowlJackson
Indigestion is a bitch.
Oldies stations play Nirvana now.
Oldies stations play Nirvana now.
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