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Signs you are getting old
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:31 pm
Tonight I had a jar of eastern KY mountain spring water and realized I had a buzz.
Years ago it would have taken several mason jars to feel this effect.
Post something that has changed since you got older?
TIA
Years ago it would have taken several mason jars to feel this effect.
Post something that has changed since you got older?
TIA
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Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:32 pm to Cheese Grits
My hangovers last for decades now.
I fade out around 10pm.
Bars seem like a total waste of time and money now.
I fade out around 10pm.
Bars seem like a total waste of time and money now.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:39 pm to Cheese Grits
A kid born in 2000 is in High School...
If that doesn't make you feel old I don't know what will
If that doesn't make you feel old I don't know what will
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:50 pm to cokebottleag
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My hangovers last for decades now.
This is what kills me. Drinking on both Friday/Saturday and I'm essentially immobile til Monday night. Hell it even happens if I just drink on a Friday sometimes.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:51 pm to Weagle25
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A kid born in 2000 is in High School...
If that doesn't make you feel old I don't know what will
It does. My little sister was born in 2000. I changed her diapers and now she's a 5'9" back talking little shite.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:56 pm to Cheese Grits
There's no such thing as old. The past, present and future are all happening right now.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 12:19 am to Stonehog
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There's no such thing as old. The past, present and future are all happening right now.
Kentucker will be here momentarily with proof of this.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 1:47 am to Cheese Grits
When you get sore/damn near immobilized for a day and a half after doing routine yard work.
When you start looking forward to everyone else going to sleep on Friday nights so you can stay up for a couple hours watching tv and drinking a couple beers by yourself.
When you get legitimately angry for hours about a child/significant other eating something within 4-6 hours of buying it at the grocery store. Dammit, quit being a boredom eater! We eat out of necessity ONLY around here, that shite costs money!!
And it might sound cliche, but despising most "pop" music that these "talentless little whores/douchebags" are coming out with these days. Who the hell likes this faux-rap, bleep and bloop electronica shite on the radio? The lyrics (if you could even consider most of them that) to these songs are ridiculous. And the ones that actually do "sing," you can hear that their voices are about 90% computerized.
All of that said, I'm only 28 years old. My how things change. Quickly.
When you start looking forward to everyone else going to sleep on Friday nights so you can stay up for a couple hours watching tv and drinking a couple beers by yourself.
When you get legitimately angry for hours about a child/significant other eating something within 4-6 hours of buying it at the grocery store. Dammit, quit being a boredom eater! We eat out of necessity ONLY around here, that shite costs money!!
And it might sound cliche, but despising most "pop" music that these "talentless little whores/douchebags" are coming out with these days. Who the hell likes this faux-rap, bleep and bloop electronica shite on the radio? The lyrics (if you could even consider most of them that) to these songs are ridiculous. And the ones that actually do "sing," you can hear that their voices are about 90% computerized.
All of that said, I'm only 28 years old. My how things change. Quickly.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 2:07 am to Cheese Grits
When a fricking bastard that's five years younger than you calls you "sir".
Posted on 10/16/15 at 2:25 am to Cheese Grits
My heels are sore from running the next morning.
And I get up to take a piss four hours in every night like clockwork.
And I get up to take a piss four hours in every night like clockwork.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 2:35 am to Cheese Grits
Chasing kids off your lawn.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:46 am to Cheese Grits
I mean it did come out in 2002. Good movie though.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 6:26 am to Cheese Grits
Getting out of bed to go to work and your joints sound like a bag of popcorn in the microwave.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 7:19 am to Mr.Sinister
Went to a concert last night, and it feels like yesterday was legs day. Also, the concert was a band I've been listening to for about 20 years now. 
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:08 am to Cheese Grits
The fact that I know where to go to buy my peptides...
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:09 am to DisplacedBuckeye
When you make a noise everytime you get up from a seated position
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:09 am to PhilipMarlowe
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I get up to take a piss four hours in every night like clockwork.
Goddam this.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:09 am to Cheese Grits
I just got hearing aids.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:13 am to Cheese Grits
This is where it hits home for me.
Around 1985 I was 12 and we were all sitting around the den one night listening to music. We usually listened to old Beatles records, and up to that point I had never really delved into my parents' record collection. Dad decided to mix it up and put on the Woodstock album, and told us how he and mom went to Woodstock and what the experience was like. At that time in my life, 1969 seemed like ancient history, even though it was only 16 years prior.
16 years ago today was 1999, and it seems like yesterday in many respects. The passing of time and how our brains process it is fascinating to me. Always has been. And it often times makes me feel old when I relate it to how I processed it at a younger age.
Around 1985 I was 12 and we were all sitting around the den one night listening to music. We usually listened to old Beatles records, and up to that point I had never really delved into my parents' record collection. Dad decided to mix it up and put on the Woodstock album, and told us how he and mom went to Woodstock and what the experience was like. At that time in my life, 1969 seemed like ancient history, even though it was only 16 years prior.
16 years ago today was 1999, and it seems like yesterday in many respects. The passing of time and how our brains process it is fascinating to me. Always has been. And it often times makes me feel old when I relate it to how I processed it at a younger age.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 8:20 am to BradPitt
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When a fricking bastard that's five years younger than you calls you "sir".
The first few times this happened I was shocked. Do I really look that old? I'm ONLY 29 YOU LITTLE shite. I think the first time was when I went back to College Station and asked someone for directions. The kid talks to me all respectful and says 'yes sir' and 'no sir'.
I was floored.
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