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Posted on 9/18/15 at 10:10 pm to Herman Frisco
Posted on 9/18/15 at 10:10 pm to Herman Frisco
I sing No Doubt when on the highway on my bike. A lot.
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 11:54 pm to CCTider
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When I was in 2nd grade. I was dating a girl named Ariel, and was getting made fun of for dating the Little Mermaid. I fought back one day, and got jumped and was given a swirlie. I snitches on the guys who beat me up. But the instigator that gave me the swirlie, I switched out his milk during lunch several times with a milk that I had pissed in.
That's fricked up Andy! Now I gotta get tested for Andy AIDS!
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:39 am to paladine36
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I was raped by my cousins and uncle when I was 8 kept happening til about 13.
They even forced me to have bestiality.
Took a little to recover from that luckily I met my saviour/wife when I was 15 she saved me from all my troubles and never let me stay in my depressions.
And never left me alone and now I have a lil girl on the way!
Jesus frick
Posted on 9/20/15 at 2:10 pm to Roger Klarvin
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This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 9/20/15 at 2:20 pm to 1LoudTideFan
Not that there's anything RIGHT with that...
Posted on 9/20/15 at 2:42 pm to Sancho Panza
whatever. 
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:16 pm to 1LoudTideFan
I joined the SECRANT because I thought it was about football.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:33 pm to BowlJackson
I've snorted meth. It was extremely overrated and I'm not sure how anyone could get hooked. Maybe if I smoked it? Idk.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:46 pm to auzach91
Was it yesterday around 3:00 in the afternoon?
Posted on 9/20/15 at 6:22 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I was playing soccer when I was in 6th grade and this armless kid (his name was Zeke) was trying to stop me from kicking it while I was the goalie.
Kicked it as hard as I could at his face and sent him stumbling over his own feet and nearly caused a riot on the field.
I did something similar. Minus the armless kid and free kicking it into his face you heinous bastard!
Posted on 9/20/15 at 8:33 pm to Mizz-SEC
My neighbor got drunk and intentionally cut her hand, above the wrist, off trying to get attention or die with my mitre saw.
When her boyfriend told me what she did I laughed and said "you know your cleaning my saw right?"
Anyway there was blood, meat, watch links, and bone chips every where. It literally looked like a pig sized animal exploded.
I also some how slept through the paramedics and cops responding to the call.
When her boyfriend told me what she did I laughed and said "you know your cleaning my saw right?"
Anyway there was blood, meat, watch links, and bone chips every where. It literally looked like a pig sized animal exploded.
I also some how slept through the paramedics and cops responding to the call.
This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 9/20/15 at 8:48 pm to Tropic Lightning
You neighbor cut her hand off for attention? What kind of saw?
Posted on 9/20/15 at 8:50 pm to Mizz-SEC
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I was playing soccer when I was in 6th grade and this armless kid (his name was Zeke) was trying to stop me from kicking it while I was the goalie.
Kicked it as hard as I could at his face and sent him stumbling over his own feet and nearly caused a riot on the field.
I did something similar. Minus the armless kid and free kicking it into his face you heinous bastard!
Oh no it's worse than that. I was the goalie and actually holding the ball in my hands when I punted it straight into his noggin.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 8:55 pm to Patton
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by Patton
You neighbor cut her hand off for attention? What kind of saw?
A mitre saw. I think she was trying to kill her self.
We visited her in the hospital and they were able to reattach the hand, but she wouldn't wear the contraption with the wires and what not - so now she has a shriveled monkey claw hand.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 9:05 pm to Tropic Lightning
Jesus
Posted on 9/20/15 at 9:26 pm to Sancho Panza
i''m seriously considering creating a ponro that is a parody of the video game metal gear solid snake eater. I'm gonna call it metal whore solid: sperm eater lol. it's gonna have the music and shite. i'm gonna have lisa ann be big boss and capri be snake lol
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"i'll give my arse, not for honor but for YOUUUU "sperm eater" dum dum DUM lol
gonna be awesome
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"i'll give my arse, not for honor but for YOUUUU "sperm eater" dum dum DUM lol
gonna be awesome
This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:43 am to vengeanceofrain
Dumb
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