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my parents are the best
Posted on 5/28/16 at 5:57 am
Posted on 5/28/16 at 5:57 am
i graduated from high school yesterday, and last night my parents decided as a graduation gift to rent out my favorite bar for the night, as well as pay for all the weed, strippers and booze. was fricking unreal. so what is the best thing your parents have ever done for you.
This post was edited on 5/28/16 at 5:58 am
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Posted on 5/28/16 at 7:37 am to VolFanInCzechRep
They gave me the ability to downvote.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 7:55 am to VolFanInCzechRep
If this was a real story, I'd make a snarky comment about how the best things my parents ever did for me was raise me instead of trying to be my best friend, buying me hookers and blow.
But this isn't a real story.
But this isn't a real story.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:08 am to VolFanInCzechRep
My mom gave birth to me.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:14 am to VolFanInCzechRep
your parents are crappy and immature if they really did all that.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:43 am to VolFanInCzechRep
If you weren't a vol fan, I wouldn't believe this.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 9:45 am to VagueMessage
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If this was a real story, I'd make a snarky comment about how the best things my parents ever did for me was raise me instead of trying to be my best friend, buying me hookers and blow.
But this isn't a real story.
Pretty much this. OP is a juvenile in many ways.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 10:12 am to VolFanInCzechRep
I learned a trade from my dad... thus giving me endless access to booze, strippers, and drugs.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 11:44 am to VolFanInCzechRep
Your mom gives a helluva blow job. Especially when she takes her teef out.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 2:47 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
They told me not to go to Tennessee. No shite, for undergrad and grad school, twice.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 2:54 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
Best thing my parents did was make me have a job and buy all my own stuff. They'd cosign on a loan but id make my truck/four wheeler, etc payments.
Graduated HS and college with money in the bank, nice things, and a top notch credit rating. Has opened doors most people my age don't get. I'm 25 and am partners in 2 companies and work a good paying job. So I buy my own hookers and blow.
Your story is BS btw
Graduated HS and college with money in the bank, nice things, and a top notch credit rating. Has opened doors most people my age don't get. I'm 25 and am partners in 2 companies and work a good paying job. So I buy my own hookers and blow.
Your story is BS btw
Posted on 5/28/16 at 5:50 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
Tennessee fan who is apparently living abroad and on their parents dole.
You're the worst kind of person. The real world is going to kick you in the arse something fierce.
You're the worst kind of person. The real world is going to kick you in the arse something fierce.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 9:55 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
Lol if this actually happened then that's awesome. Frick everyone else and their stupid opinions. I shall be the lone up vote.
Posted on 5/28/16 at 11:36 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
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i graduated from high school yesterday
Well, that certainly explains many of your prior posts.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:17 am to VolFanInCzechRep
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what is the best thing your parents have ever done for you.
Taught me to stay away from booze, strippers, and weed.
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