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Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:00 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:00 pm to KSGamecock
I'm Stonehog,
I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too.
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:03 pm to deltaland
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I was born in Cabot, Arkansas
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:05 pm to Stonehog
It seems like you've been posting more since you welched. Why is that?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:13 pm to 3nOut
Because this is America.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:20 pm to Stonehog
You misspelled 'murica.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:42 pm to KSGamecock
I'm 44 years and 1 day old. I sell medical shite. To prepare myself for this, I was a Classics major. I have two daughters. Through the mystery of genetics, they are beautiful. Also, a wife has me. She works hard. She is a principal. I like football, golf and basketball. I subscribed to the National Review in high school. I was raised in a fundamentalist Pentecostal home and wouldn't trade it. I drive a Dodge Stratus. Not really.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:51 pm to the808bass
I'm an ex state trooper from texas. I don't do much but I love Alabama football. I used to go to most games but circumstances do not allow me to go anymore. I am a master of plant chemicals and listen to Paul Finebaum everyday. Roll Damn Tide!
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:58 pm to asphinctersayswhat
I am Legendary.
I am old enough to know my age and young enough to know it as well. My food is what I eat. I hear the sounds the world offers me. I listen to what I want. I've lived here for as long as I can remember, leaving only when my car takes me other places. I've never been sick, but my stomach is in pristine condition. Women I have, woman I want. I am a satisfactory lover as far as I am concerned... ignore anyone that says otherwise.
Nice of you to ask.
I am old enough to know my age and young enough to know it as well. My food is what I eat. I hear the sounds the world offers me. I listen to what I want. I've lived here for as long as I can remember, leaving only when my car takes me other places. I've never been sick, but my stomach is in pristine condition. Women I have, woman I want. I am a satisfactory lover as far as I am concerned... ignore anyone that says otherwise.
Nice of you to ask.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:59 pm to KSGamecock
Hello my name is DirtyDawg. I'm 19 years old, single, and currently a student at UGA. I was born in Metro Atlanta as a Dawg. I played football in high school and as of recently I have survived my most recent HIV scare. I'm a man whore and need to learn to control my drinking habits. I currently Frat so hard that motherfrickers wanna find me. My favorite color is red. My favorite band is the little river band 
and I was raised Methodist and have a lesbian sister.
That's me.
and I was raised Methodist and have a lesbian sister. That's me.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:31 pm to KSGamecock
I'm partsman103. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GTFO, BOY!
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:38 pm to KSGamecock
BowlJackson,
23 years young
I came to get down.
23 years young
I came to get down.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:04 am to Stonehog
I spent most of my career as a freelance ob/gyn, specializing in third-trimester abortions. Years ago I obtained Adolf Hitler's missing testicle, which I sold on an ultra-secret black market for a sum in the mid-nine figures. I am now retired and live in a palace/military compound in the remote highlands of an obscure Third World country. No, my name is not Kurtz.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:13 am to KSGamecock
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul to waste. And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank, held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank, held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:14 am to KSGamecock
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I live in Kansas
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my favorite band is Alice In Chains
AIC is great but you fricked up your entire post with the
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I live in Kansas
so
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:33 am to KSGamecock
My real first name is Kenneth but I go as SDAR or StrawsDrawnAtRandom. I got the name from a Meshuggah song (substitute Pulled) and have used it ever since. 27 years old, born in Seoul, reside in Mexico City teaching English to executives for a living. Ex-military (Navy, Damage Control) and contractor (Army, Combat Simulation Specialist), don't smoke, don't drink and enjoy College Football more than any other sport.
EDIT: Favorite band is God Is An Astronaut.
EDIT: Favorite band is God Is An Astronaut.
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 10:36 am
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:34 am to five_fivesix
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And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
I don't...even...oooohhhh.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:10 am to Stonehog
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used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg wouldn't welch on a bet..
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:55 am to KSGamecock
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my favorite band is Alice In Chains
me too
what do you think of their post-Staley stuff?
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:40 pm to MasCervezas
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me too
what do you think of their post-Staley stuff?
Not directed at me, but I'll respond anyway: I like some of it.
Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:35 am to Hardy_Har
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Mitch Hedberg wouldn't welch on a bet..
Homage: I don't even care what the bet was about, I just want to know why the dude cared if he made grape juice.
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