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Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:21 am to KSGamecock
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:21 am to KSGamecock
I'm in my mid thirties. Born and raised in North Miss (Quitman and Panola counties). Went into the Air Force due to lack of interest in college at the time. Stayed in 7 years (no good tours only Wyoming, Idaho and Little Rock). Worked on school while in the AF and finished it up after.
Now living in Michigan with my fiance and two sons. The boys are 5 and 7, and they both are on the Autism Spectrum. Currently working two jobs to help out since she needs to stay with the kids.
Also, it's pretty funny being in Michigan right now with that mess in Ann Arbor. Never been a B1G fan at all.
Now living in Michigan with my fiance and two sons. The boys are 5 and 7, and they both are on the Autism Spectrum. Currently working two jobs to help out since she needs to stay with the kids.
Also, it's pretty funny being in Michigan right now with that mess in Ann Arbor. Never been a B1G fan at all.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:22 am
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:20 pm to KSGamecock
Ok, here goes nothing.
My name is Clark. I am 4'9" I am effectively what one would call a "little person" or a "midget" for those that makes fun. I work as a door greeter in Walmart circa 2005-2014. I am 32 years old. Given my height, most people seem to walk past me until they hear my whiney voice and they stop to see if something is wrong. My nickname is "Sausage fingers" because of the obvious. When I was a teenager in Louisiana, I helped my uncle with a Gator tour buisness until, in 1999, I lost my left hand to a gator named lucky, trying to impress a pretty lady. My wife now calls me "the pirate of love." I frequently swashbuckle her. My last name is Mayonnaise and I used to love the TV show "Doug" for obvious reasons. In June 2011, I made a fateful choice in investing in my buddies "clothes for sheep" buisness. I lost just about all my life savings. I procreated 5 children with my wife, Mrs. Maddie.
Your turn.
My name is Clark. I am 4'9" I am effectively what one would call a "little person" or a "midget" for those that makes fun. I work as a door greeter in Walmart circa 2005-2014. I am 32 years old. Given my height, most people seem to walk past me until they hear my whiney voice and they stop to see if something is wrong. My nickname is "Sausage fingers" because of the obvious. When I was a teenager in Louisiana, I helped my uncle with a Gator tour buisness until, in 1999, I lost my left hand to a gator named lucky, trying to impress a pretty lady. My wife now calls me "the pirate of love." I frequently swashbuckle her. My last name is Mayonnaise and I used to love the TV show "Doug" for obvious reasons. In June 2011, I made a fateful choice in investing in my buddies "clothes for sheep" buisness. I lost just about all my life savings. I procreated 5 children with my wife, Mrs. Maddie.
Your turn.
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:37 pm to disagreeber
He already went, Clark.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:38 pm to CNB
Durrr then I guess it be yours turn broseph.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:49 pm to disagreeber
Very well, where should I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat.
I love toe cleavage. My left testicle is named piss and my right testicle is named vinegar. I was the first person to use quotation fingers, and once slept in a horse. I made a marzipan voodoo effigy of the Fonz while in a coma after smoking some Bolivian prayer hash at Sammy Davis Jr's house and may be the Prince of Canada.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat.
I love toe cleavage. My left testicle is named piss and my right testicle is named vinegar. I was the first person to use quotation fingers, and once slept in a horse. I made a marzipan voodoo effigy of the Fonz while in a coma after smoking some Bolivian prayer hash at Sammy Davis Jr's house and may be the Prince of Canada.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:49 pm to CNB
K den
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 10/22/14 at 2:52 pm to Cheese Grits
thats pretty impressive. Tell us about the scar on your forehead, hagrid and the time you saved Hogwarts from he who should not be named.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:10 pm to Stonehog
hello. thirty something. I was created in Cambridgeshire England. Moved to the states as a youngin. Lived in Northern California until my teenage years. Spent highschool in college station, get yer eyes up. Went to college in Pennsylvania. Moved back to california. And now I live with me girlfriend and a pup named Augie (not aggie, but Augie, as in bellow's the adventures of Augie march). However, I've spent much of this last year overseeing family estate interests in texas. I enjoy zipping around San Francisco on my triumph, sailing, mexican food, collecting and refurbishing vintage stereo equipment, adding to my record collection, interesting films, coming of age stories, college football, basketball, hating arkansans, listening to podcasts, sipping a little weed and woodworking.
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