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re: Interoffice relations. It's on the table.(Stacey Dash appreciation thread NSFW)

Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

6 inches per dick
12 inches per foot
5280 feet per mile
=
10,560 cocks fricked to reach one mile
Adjusted for inflation, I presume.

Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:34 pm to
Just jumping in here. Has it been established that the OP is in fact not black?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:41 pm to
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Just jumping in here. Has it been established that the OP is in fact not black?




I think we were going to ask, but we got distracted by cock mileage.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:48 pm to
CalculatIng by thrust I think a sloot would rack up a mile pretty quick.

Would you say those 13.3, 26.2, etc stickers are just benchmarks of dick?
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:50 pm to
I'm not a sloot so I wouldn't know.
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 5:51 pm to
Ctothe

You haven't described how she looks other than the fact that she's black.

Any pics? If not, give us a detailed description of this 50 year old hottie...
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:05 pm to
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I'm not a sloot so I wouldn't know. 



Yeah, and Clinton didn't inhale.
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:11 pm to
Suck my balls bitch. I've been in a happy long term relationship for several years. I've had two (2) one night stand's in my life. Not a sloot.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:13 pm to


It's so fricking fun busting your lady balls
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:14 pm to
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Its all pink on the inside.


How did you get your eye that far up? Do you have a tiny head or is it just a memory from your trip down the birth canal?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:19 pm to
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I don't think that anyone, outside of hookers and pron stars, have experienced "miles and miles of dicks" as you so eloquently put it.


You would be surprised.

Usually it is the ones who act all prudish.
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:23 pm to
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Early 50's? Damn. She must be really fricking rich.

Yeah ...

Wonder how much YOU would pay for a shot at one of these ...

Ages ranging from 40 to 55 ...




























Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:23 pm to
You're not busting my balls. I know you're a frickstick.
Posted by CatFan81
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:24 pm to
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Arkla Missy



Black women age so much better than white women.
This post was edited on 3/10/14 at 6:26 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:27 pm to
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Wonder how much YOU would pay for a shot at one of these ...


Not even tree fiddy
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:27 pm to
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You're not busting my balls. I know you're a frickstick. 


And I know you imagine me naked constantly.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:28 pm to
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Rebelgator


Only bangs OT10's
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:28 pm to
I know it, dammit. Until they're about 85, there are zero wrinkles. Black women really do age beautifully.
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:30 pm to
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Not even tree fiddy

Uh huh, I call bullshite.

And I'll even add Oprah & Tina to the list.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 6:30 pm to
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Only bangs my wife


FIFY


I just don't find black women attractive. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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