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re: Interoffice relations. It's on the table.(Stacey Dash appreciation thread NSFW)
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:05 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:05 pm to mizzoukills
I know what you're talking about and I wasn't even talking about that. I was simply talking about the mechanics! All female genitals are pretty much the same. It was supposed to be a joke. 
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Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:05 pm to CatFan81
Oh...also how many kids has she had?
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:08 pm to CatFan81
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All female genitals are pretty much the same
Nope. Not true.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:08 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Would be first black chick, may need a bit of wisdom there. Lol.
Do it. It's worth it, I assure you
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:09 pm to mizzoukills
Fine. Admittedly, I have limited experience with vaginas.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:11 pm to CatFan81
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Fine. Admittedly, I have limited experience with vaginas.
Limited>zero
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:12 pm to CatFan81
Not in my mind
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:13 pm to CatFan81
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Fine. Admittedly, I have limited experience with vaginas.
But you've experienced miles and miles of dick
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
This thread is about ole boys office escapades, not my sex life.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:18 pm to CatFan81
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ne. Admittedly, I have limited experience with vaginas.
Lie
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:18 pm to CatFan81
Didn't see a denial in that post
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Clarification. Just sex? One night stand or NSA buddies?
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:28 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I don't think that anyone, outside of hookers and pron stars, have experienced "miles and miles of dicks" as you so eloquently put it.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:29 pm to CatFan81
6 inches per dick
12 inches per foot
5280 feet per mile
=
10,560 cocks fricked to reach one mile
12 inches per foot
5280 feet per mile
=
10,560 cocks fricked to reach one mile
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:30 pm to KCM0Tiger
That is, of course, assuming you're not solely fricking black guys, in which case it would take you less dicks to reach a mile.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:31 pm to CatFan81
Considering an average of 7 inches per penis, one mile would require a 9,052 total sexual partners with any repeats counted again. Or one new penis every day for 25 years and about two months.
ETA: lol 6" KCM
I would also like to add that this person does not seem to be the kind to average one penis a day, I will assume they average 2.35 a day to account for times with multiple partners and the times they get multiple cravings this would take just over 11 years to reach a mile of penis.
ETA: lol 6" KCM
I would also like to add that this person does not seem to be the kind to average one penis a day, I will assume they average 2.35 a day to account for times with multiple partners and the times they get multiple cravings this would take just over 11 years to reach a mile of penis.
This post was edited on 3/10/14 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:31 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Fine. Someone has to be the adult here.
Flee from that relationship.
Run like the frickin' wind.
You will never regret it. And this YOLO nonsense. I mean, if you only have one life why the H would you want to frick it up by fricking with a work colleague who is 20 years your senior?
The ones who are encouraging this just enjoy watching train wrecks. So do I for that matter, so if you go ahead with it --->
But yeah, my advice is don't.
Flee from that relationship.
Run like the frickin' wind.
You will never regret it. And this YOLO nonsense. I mean, if you only have one life why the H would you want to frick it up by fricking with a work colleague who is 20 years your senior?
The ones who are encouraging this just enjoy watching train wrecks. So do I for that matter, so if you go ahead with it --->
But yeah, my advice is don't.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
How is it possible for me to be :inb4pics:
It would really make this decision easier.
It would really make this decision easier.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:33 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Considering an average of 7 inches per penis
There isn't a region on earth with an average that large..not even Africa.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 4:33 pm to KCM0Tiger
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6 inches per dick
12 inches per foot
5280 feet per mile
=
10,560 cocks fricked to reach one mile
Can you recalculate that for 3 and 3/4 inch? I'm asking for a friend.
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