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re: If you were suddenly transformed into a fly, what would you do?

Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:52 am to
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:52 am to
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Damn, Dan. That's graphic.



well I am a fly. DWI
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99019 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Nothing since this isn't possible.


Yet...
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Nothing since this isn't possible.


I don't think you understand.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:53 am to
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:54 am to
Spy on hot neighbors
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Spy on hot neighbors


Wouldn't do any good if it turns out flies can't masturbate
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:55 am to
Party pooper
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Slippery Slope





he's thinking of Aiisha Taylor's panties RIGHT NOW
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35613 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:59 am to
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If you were magically transformed into a fly


I would land in as much poo as possible and try to fly into houses to land on as many toothbrushes as possible. frick the world for making me a fly.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 12:11 pm to
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You just made me google "do flies masturbate" on my work computer.
I don't think there's any hard evidence that they do.


I have a coworker that claims he "spent a year in Iraq beating off flies" so apparently they don't need to masturbate..
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 12:18 pm to
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I have a coworker that claims he "spent a year in Iraq beating off flies" so apparently they don't need to masturbate..




POTD
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 12:32 pm to
nice
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:14 pm to
Bug zapper
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16317 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:41 pm to
If I were a fly I'd make my way into my hot neighbor's apartment and find a perch somewhere on her bedroom wall.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:42 pm to
You know where my first landing spot would be?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35445 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

If you were suddenly transformed into a fly, what would you do?



Buzz off.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:48 pm to
Your family would intentionally pull your wings off.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112617 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

can't masturbate


hands free ejac
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35445 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

hands free ejac



LINK
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Slippery Slope


I'd burrow into your urethra.

Must...stay...warm...
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