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If you were suddenly transformed into a fly, what would you do?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:27 am
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:27 am
There's this huge fly in my house and it has survived several of my attempts to murder it, so I'm going to let it live. It's friendly and gets real close to me so now I think it might be the ghost of my grandfather or something.
If you were magically transformed into a fly, would you:
a. Stick around and monitor your family knowing that they would likely murder you at their earliest convenience.
b. Move on with your life to be murdered by someone who is statistically unlikely to be a relative.
If you were magically transformed into a fly, would you:
a. Stick around and monitor your family knowing that they would likely murder you at their earliest convenience.
b. Move on with your life to be murdered by someone who is statistically unlikely to be a relative.
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:28 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:28 am to Slippery Slope
Eat shite and die
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:29 am to boddagetta
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Eat shite and die
Flies do that anyway bro. You can't choose a and b.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:29 am to Slippery Slope
Stay away from spider webs. 
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:30 am to Slippery Slope
Fly into your mom's pants
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:30 am to Master of Sinanju
That goes without saying. Spiders are gross.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:30 am to Slippery Slope
I would take a minute to put some serious thought in to how I suddenly became a fly.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:31 am to mwlewis
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I would take a minute to put some serious thought in to how I suddenly became a fly.
I'm sure Jeff Goldblum is involved somehow.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:32 am to Slippery Slope
Fly to Henry Cavill's crib and die a good death.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:32 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:32 am to Slippery Slope
I would sit 3 or 4 feet from you at all times and stare at you.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:33 am to Slippery Slope
I would puke on everything
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:33 am to sorantable
That's basically what the one in my house does.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:34 am to Slippery Slope
Stay around and rub those back legs together DAMN it looks like it feels good...
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:34 am to BluegrassBelle
I had to look up who that is. Total dreamboat.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:34 am to Slippery Slope
I'd probably blame Obama
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:35 am to Slippery Slope
Totally. There are worse ways to die.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:36 am to Vols&Shaft83
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I'd probably blame Obama
You'd have to fly out of your mother's vagina for the second time of your life first you dirty hillbilly.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:36 am to Slippery Slope
The movie immortals sucks
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