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re: If you were suddenly transformed into a fly, what would you do?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:56 am to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:56 am to Vols&Shaft83
I live life on the edge
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:57 am to Slippery Slope
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Agreed. I liked The Pope of Greenwich Village and that's about it.
Didn't like 9 1/2 Weeks?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:01 am to Vols&Shaft83
Never saw it.
I was just looking through his IMDB page and he's been in nearly a billion horrible movies.
I was just looking through his IMDB page and he's been in nearly a billion horrible movies.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:04 am to Slippery Slope
I'm sorry for derailing your thread
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:04 am to Slippery Slope
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Agreed. I liked The Pope of Greenwich Village and that's about it.
I liked him in Once Upon A Time in Mexico, but then he was a minor character anyway. He's sort of the gringo version of Danny Trejo...
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 10:05 am
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:04 am to DMagic
No derailment. We're just assessing what Mickey Rourke would do as a fly.
Clearly he would do lots of cocaine and make shitty movies.
Clearly he would do lots of cocaine and make shitty movies.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:06 am to DMagic
It'll get back on track.
My first SECOT thread was deleted instantly yesterday. I just want this one to last.
My first SECOT thread was deleted instantly yesterday. I just want this one to last.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:21 am to Slippery Slope
I would go around to all the hot girls houses I know and watch them get naked and shower. I mean if I'm a fly that's not creepy right?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:28 am to Slippery Slope
I would fly up hot girls skirts.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:29 am to Slippery Slope
Fly straight into Kate Upton's panties.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:31 am to TTsTowel
And boom goes the dynamite.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:33 am to TTsTowel
It sucks that flies can't masturbate.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:34 am to Slippery Slope
How do you know that smart guy?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:35 am to DMagic
Maybe they're not puking everywhere and they're actually just ejaculating. 
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:37 am to DMagic
Animal sexuality is a hobby of mine.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:38 am to BluegrassBelle
They have to get theirs. They only live for a couple of days. What better way to spend them than furiously masturbating on everything you land on.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:41 am to DMagic
That's it. Going to kill every fly I see with fire.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:44 am to BluegrassBelle
What if its your grandfather?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:53 am to Slippery Slope
Sorry gramps should've thought about it before masturbating on my cheese fries
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:59 am to Slippery Slope
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It sucks that flies can't masturbate.
This is the back leg rubbing headstand they perform. Referenced in earlier.
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