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re: If you could go back in time and tell your 18 year old self 3 things.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 12:10 am to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 4/15/15 at 12:10 am to BluegrassBelle
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1. Spend more time with Dad. That was his last year.
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2. Spend more time with your brother and more importantly less time fighting over stupid shite. He won't always be there.
Legit....
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:51 am to Stir of Echoes
-Learn Texas hold 'em and move to Las Vegas from California when it was dirt cheap and underpopulated to do so. I'd be a rich rich man today.
-Attend school, pick a major and give a frick.
-Bet more than $50 on the Ags beating Michigan in the Alamo Bowl.
-Attend school, pick a major and give a frick.
-Bet more than $50 on the Ags beating Michigan in the Alamo Bowl.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:25 am to Stir of Echoes
1. Move back in with your parents work around-the-clock and buy Dell stock
2. Don't marry her she's a cheater
3. Jesus Christ is Lord so get your butt to church
2. Don't marry her she's a cheater
3. Jesus Christ is Lord so get your butt to church
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 4:26 am
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:50 am to Stir of Echoes
Apple, Microsoft, Google.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:17 am to Stir of Echoes
1. Break up with her before college starts
2. Don't listen to family regarding your major
3. Get a summer gig that pays enough to keep you from working during the college semester
4. Apply for every scholarship known to man. Student loan payments are a mother fricking bitch
2. Don't listen to family regarding your major
3. Get a summer gig that pays enough to keep you from working during the college semester
4. Apply for every scholarship known to man. Student loan payments are a mother fricking bitch
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:55 am to Stir of Echoes
1. Major in computer science. If you can program, you can eat.
2. Get involved with a church group. You'll save an awful lot of time self-loathing and sabotaging yourself.
3. When you have that chance to move to New Zealand for a year, take it.
2. Get involved with a church group. You'll save an awful lot of time self-loathing and sabotaging yourself.
3. When you have that chance to move to New Zealand for a year, take it.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:17 am to Stir of Echoes
Don't major in poli sci
Hit it and quit it. she's going to balloon up in about a year anyway. Definitely don't buy her a ring, you're just going to have to return it
Don't tryout for guidon. You'll literally ruin your chance to make outfit CO.
Hit it and quit it. she's going to balloon up in about a year anyway. Definitely don't buy her a ring, you're just going to have to return it
Don't tryout for guidon. You'll literally ruin your chance to make outfit CO.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:32 am to Stir of Echoes
1. Continue learning Spanish, you have plenty of time to become fluent.
2. Don't worry with the opinions of sheep.
3. Call mom more often, she will like that.
2. Don't worry with the opinions of sheep.
3. Call mom more often, she will like that.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:54 am to CatFan81
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Don't join the Army.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:58 am to 5thTiger
1. Don't pledge a frat, you are too crazy for them
2. Play Rugby when you get to college, you will be good at it and you are not too crazy for the sport
3. Make sure you take German 201 in Spring 2001, there is someone you should meet and you will be crazy about her
2. Play Rugby when you get to college, you will be good at it and you are not too crazy for the sport
3. Make sure you take German 201 in Spring 2001, there is someone you should meet and you will be crazy about her
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:02 am to Stir of Echoes
Don't date this really cute, seemingly sweet chick your sophomore year of college. Turns out she's BSC. Literally. certifiably. it's diagnosed.
Stop being dogmatic about being all baptisty. You leave the baptist church in about 8 years and are happy for it.
don't take the first job out of college offered to you. you hate it, it destroys your hopes, dreams, and almost your marriage. shop around.
Stop being dogmatic about being all baptisty. You leave the baptist church in about 8 years and are happy for it.
don't take the first job out of college offered to you. you hate it, it destroys your hopes, dreams, and almost your marriage. shop around.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:03 am to Stir of Echoes
Have to go all the way back to the early 90s.
1. Do not worry about college, get a job and buy as much stock as you can. MSFT, AAPL, GOOG, FB, mix in some random penny stocks, etc. Short the DotCom bust. Short the heck out of the recession and go large on the banks on the rebound (except C).
2. Hunt down your current wife and convince her to marry you
3. Play these Mega Million numbers for the 3/27/2012 drawing - 9 19 34 44 51 24
1. Do not worry about college, get a job and buy as much stock as you can. MSFT, AAPL, GOOG, FB, mix in some random penny stocks, etc. Short the DotCom bust. Short the heck out of the recession and go large on the banks on the rebound (except C).
2. Hunt down your current wife and convince her to marry you
3. Play these Mega Million numbers for the 3/27/2012 drawing - 9 19 34 44 51 24
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:21 am to Stir of Echoes
1.) Don't have sex with any chick on May 18, 2012. One of them has the herp.
2.) As long as you don't get the herp, life will be good.
3.) It's all about the money, money, money.
2.) As long as you don't get the herp, life will be good.
3.) It's all about the money, money, money.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:22 am to Agforlife
quote:Men who have had their peckers cut off by crazy women might disagree
There is no bad pussy
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:25 am to Legendary0903
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3.) It's all about the money, money, money.
I am surprised at home many people focus on money with their choices. I bet most of the ones of you who did are still young.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:28 am to Stir of Echoes
1. Forget the well logging. Go straight to Silicon Valley after college.
2. On that first job in the Valley, take the lower salary with more options.
3. Whenever a girl threatens to leave you, help her pack her stuff.
2. On that first job in the Valley, take the lower salary with more options.
3. Whenever a girl threatens to leave you, help her pack her stuff.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 11:35 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Go into coaching...
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:18 pm to Stir of Echoes
1. Get job in the oilfield for four years, work all the OT available, bank the money, still live with mom & dad, don't buy stupid shite.
2. Quit oilfield at 22, go to college, drink anytime you want without the bullshite under age issues college kids have to do to get a drink, live it up, leave college without debt, possess a degree, and money left over from 4 year oilfield career.
3. Do whatever the frick you want the rest of your life.
2. Quit oilfield at 22, go to college, drink anytime you want without the bullshite under age issues college kids have to do to get a drink, live it up, leave college without debt, possess a degree, and money left over from 4 year oilfield career.
3. Do whatever the frick you want the rest of your life.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:38 am to Stir of Echoes
Man I think about this all the time.
1. don't knock your girlfriend up
2. Don't marry her because she's pregnant.
3. Don't stay in said marriage 10 years just because it's the right thing to do only to divorce after a decade.
1. don't knock your girlfriend up
2. Don't marry her because she's pregnant.
3. Don't stay in said marriage 10 years just because it's the right thing to do only to divorce after a decade.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:44 am to Agforlife
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There is no bad pussy
Buy into the dot com boom but get out fast
Don't put that needle in your arm (would have to be 15 for this one)
1 - yes there is
2 - just do Apple or Microsoft and forget about the late 90s dot com boom.
3 - wtf!
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