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If you could go back in time and tell your 18 year old self 3 things.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:26 pm
What would they be?
I'll start.
1. That pussy isn't as good as you think it is, there will be tons more if you're smart about it.
2. Save 10% of every dollar you make. It's sucks to be broke now, but its worse being broke when you're 30.
3. Use a condom, and ALWAYS, make sure there's a pre-nup.
I'll start.
1. That pussy isn't as good as you think it is, there will be tons more if you're smart about it.
2. Save 10% of every dollar you make. It's sucks to be broke now, but its worse being broke when you're 30.
3. Use a condom, and ALWAYS, make sure there's a pre-nup.
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Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:30 pm to Stir of Echoes
Well I'm 18 so I'm not entirely sure
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:30 pm to Stir of Echoes
1. Don't fap with shampoo.
2. Sell as much plasma as possible and buy shares of Apple, "Do not sell."
3. Don't work too hard.
2. Sell as much plasma as possible and buy shares of Apple, "Do not sell."
3. Don't work too hard.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:37 pm to Stir of Echoes
There is no bad pussy
Buy into the dot com boom but get out fast
Don't put that needle in your arm (would have to be 15 for this one)
Buy into the dot com boom but get out fast
Don't put that needle in your arm (would have to be 15 for this one)
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:39 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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Rebel Land Shark
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I'm 18
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:40 pm to Agforlife
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There is no bad pussy
Herpes has something to say about that.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:42 pm to Stir of Echoes
Don't join the Army.
Don't major in Poli Sci.
Save tons of money for house buying so that you don't have to go the FHA route.
Don't major in Poli Sci.
Save tons of money for house buying so that you don't have to go the FHA route.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:45 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Herpes has something to say about that.
No that's dirty pussy, I bet you still enjoyed it
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:46 pm to CatFan81
What is wrong with a fha loan?
Oh and run 2 miles a day no matter what
Don't screw around in college
And don't waste time with shitty friends.
Oh and run 2 miles a day no matter what
Don't screw around in college
And don't waste time with shitty friends.
This post was edited on 4/14/15 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:48 pm to Agforlife
I have a friend who legitimately used to do the "lemon juice test" before he slept with any girl. For those that don't know, that's when you get some lemon juice, put it on your fingers and go to finger bang a girl. If she flinches before being penetrated or talks about how something stings, don't go any further with them. He claims it saved him a few times.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:48 pm to Wrestler171
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What is wrong with a fha loan?
Government tape.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:49 pm to CatFan81
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Don't join the Army.
Just curious but why? I bet this has helped you in the job market and other areas.
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Don't major in Poli Sci.
Truth. The only degrees I can think of that are more worthless are Anthropology and Art.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:50 pm to CatFan81
OI just wondering I have a lot saved for a first house purchase but haven't decided what to do yet.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:51 pm to Stir of Echoes
1 and 2 yes.
Stay focused on the sport, the thrills and parties will come 10 fold if you don't over do it now.
Read lots of books outside of school.
Stay focused on the sport, the thrills and parties will come 10 fold if you don't over do it now.
Read lots of books outside of school.
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Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:54 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Just curious but why? I bet this has helped you in the job market and other areas.
I had more fun than useful experiences.
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Truth. The only degrees I can think of that are more worthless are Anthropology and Art.
Yep.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:56 pm to Stir of Echoes
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If you could go back in time and tell your 18 year old self 3 things.
Excellent topic
1 - Go to a large University. I skipped out on a large school and went to a smaller school because I was ready to get out in the world. My one thing I would change if I could. That experience is priceless.
2 - Don't wait to do things - Do things NOW. You will probably never really "have the money" or 'have the time". Make the time and find the money to do things while you are young
3 - Move somewhere warm. frick the cold
Posted on 4/14/15 at 8:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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lemon juice test
Used regularly in my old life
Posted on 4/14/15 at 9:02 pm to hipgnosis
I feel like the read books thing is something my 18 year old self should tell my 39 year old self.
I soaked them up like a sponge back in the day, now, not so much.
I soaked them up like a sponge back in the day, now, not so much.
This post was edited on 4/14/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 4/14/15 at 9:04 pm to Stir of Echoes
1. In a couple years school is going to get real hard. Stick with it and make it through CE.
2. Don't accept drinks from your drug friends on spring break. If you do accept drinks from your drug friends on spring break, you're going to have a bad time.
3. The juice is never worth the squeeze until it is worth the squeeze in regards to women. Don't trip on them.
2. Don't accept drinks from your drug friends on spring break. If you do accept drinks from your drug friends on spring break, you're going to have a bad time.
3. The juice is never worth the squeeze until it is worth the squeeze in regards to women. Don't trip on them.
Posted on 4/14/15 at 9:05 pm to Stir of Echoes
frick bitches
Get money
Smoke trees
Get money
Smoke trees
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