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re: If I stop posting suddenly then know that a Mexican cartel got to me

Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:21 am to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 7:21 am to
Well lately it's more Chinese and South Americans
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95966 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:30 am to
Mostly Brazil offduty cops
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:40 am to
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She messaged me back, the husband stayed longer than anticipated but he's gone now. The interracial affair shall commence another 3-4 passionate times from now to the end of the weekend before I ghost her.


Well how boring- the only hope left (for entertainment purposes) is she goes batshit crazy latina on you after you ghost her. We'd probably need to know if you're good in bed to determine odds on that.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7716 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:13 am to
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If I was Ryan Gosling and the story I just told you was put on film then your gf or wife would be dragging you to see my story as a billion girls across the planet swooned over my love story.


I don't get dragged to shitty movies.

And you can rationalize it all you want, but you're still a shitty person. There are way too many single chicks out there for you to be banging a married one, however shitty her marriage is.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:13 am to
Those are my favorite
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:20 am to
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Well how boring- the only hope left (for entertainment purposes) is she goes batshit crazy latina on you after you ghost her.


She might, she really likes me. Also, for all we know the husband knows and wanted to spend these last few extra days with his wife before he goes back to his cartel buddies to semd them after us. Maybe he wants to wait til we're both together to bust in and kill us and make an example of us? There's still so many possibilities.



Also, if I survive this then I think there's a chance things could get interesting with the rich girl I'm about to start banging. Maybe not murder interesting, but her rich, shady, probably corrupt, Saul Goodman-esque grandfather could send guys to rough me up, or *fingerscrossed* the family tries to pay me off with a substantial amount of money since I'm not good enough.


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We'd probably need to know if you're good in bed to determine odds on that.


I'd say I'm solidly average, but have the skills and potential to be pretty good if only I put in the effort and time. That also describes my schooling career perfectly.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:21 am to
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Those are my favorite


You people are sick
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 1:38 pm to
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She's 20, was pressured into marriage at 18, and doesn't love her husband. Me talking to her could be the beginning of any fairy tale and you wouldn't even question it.

your actions are putting her life in danger. Is that what you want to do?

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Sorry your wife made you into a cuck, don't be a bitter hater too.
no need for personal attacks. You put yourself out there for constructive criticism.
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