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re: If I stop posting suddenly then know that a Mexican cartel got to me
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:47 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:47 pm to KSGamecock
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If you’re just looking to hook up you couldn’t have picked someone worse. Married AND Mexican!?!? You’re playing with fire and the chances that you get murdered or forcibly castrated are astronomical.
But that panocha though.... I'll stop soon. Before I felt like I've crossed the danger threshold. I want to at least see what she's got to say tomorrow once he's gone and she can talk again.
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Plus, if I get murdered by a Mexican cartel then at least I'll have died in an interesting way. Getting killed on US soil for having an affair with a Mexican cartel members wife sounds worthy of a Wikipedia page, amirite?
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:52 pm to BowlJackson
Dude ghost her. There’s no woman alive worth getting murdered over, at least not till your married. And you won’t just get normal murdered. He’s not going to just shoot you like a black or white dude might after getting cucked...you bout to get flayed alive.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:54 pm to BowlJackson
Tell that bitch you're going to bend her over her kitchen table.
How'd you meet this marron mamacita?
How'd you meet this marron mamacita?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:07 pm to KSGamecock
Do you think I can run long enough to at least see how this year's Auburn basketball team does?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:09 pm to KSGamecock
Flayed with a chainsaw looks painful.
I saw a liveleak video of a Mexican cartel leader cutting a baby out of his girlfriend with a chainsaw when he caught her messing round and thought the baby wasn't his.
Not sure what he did to the guy but I didn't really want to see after the first video.
I saw a liveleak video of a Mexican cartel leader cutting a baby out of his girlfriend with a chainsaw when he caught her messing round and thought the baby wasn't his.
Not sure what he did to the guy but I didn't really want to see after the first video.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:10 pm to hogNsinceReagan
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Tell that bitch you're going to bend her over her kitchen table.
His mom would narc on us. Unfortunately they're staying at her mother-in-laws house until they can get a double wide for the 10 acres they just bought out in the country.
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How'd you meet this marron mamacita?
She's friends with this El Salvadorian chick who's a translator at work that I was hooking up with last month.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:11 pm to BowlJackson
Maybe if you play your cards right and can get to north Iowa in one piece.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:20 pm to KSGamecock
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Maybe if you play your cards right and can get to north Iowa in one piece.
Good suggestion, I have connections there. Plus you can see people coming for miles, with all the dirt roads and it being the flattest fricking place on earth.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:23 pm to BowlJackson
You hear about that farmer from Iowa who had his dog run away?
He watched it leave for three days.
But for real though there is no place on earth beyond the reach of Mexicans. I saw them working at the airport in Baghdad. If one wants to find you, and he’s fueled by Latin passion and vengeance, it’s just a matter of time.
He watched it leave for three days.
But for real though there is no place on earth beyond the reach of Mexicans. I saw them working at the airport in Baghdad. If one wants to find you, and he’s fueled by Latin passion and vengeance, it’s just a matter of time.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:27 pm to KSGamecock
Yeah dude, one of my connections from North Iowa never saw a black person in person until he was 16 and went to the state HS track championship in Des Moines, but there was still two Mexican families living in his hometown. They got outposts everywhere. It's way too late for a wall, Mr Trump. They're already here.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:32 pm to BowlJackson
I'd say you could have my wife, but she's not into BBC. Sry brobeans.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:37 pm to BowlJackson
That is my family to a tee. Many of them have only seen black people on TV.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:39 pm to momentoftruth87
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I'd say you could have my wife, but she's not into BBC. Sry
that's what you think Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:45 pm to BowlJackson
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Even that might be too much info for such a sensitive situation, Brian. Surely you can understand?
Dude you know you can trust me, you doxxed yourself to me months ago and I didn't do anything with it. Why would I screw you now?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:46 pm to KSGamecock
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Why would I screw you now?
I'm not sure you should ask him this question.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:49 pm to BowlJackson
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that's what you think
You black ppl and your dongs
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:01 pm to BowlJackson
Sancho
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:46 pm to BowlJackson
Are you that desperate to pursue a relationship with a married woman?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:06 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Ehh its probably way more common than most think. If he doesnt do it, someone else would. At least he is L-I-V-I-N
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:10 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Who said anything about a relationship? Some people are so childish, Jesus.
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