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If I stop posting suddenly then know that a Mexican cartel got to me

Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:49 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:49 pm
For almost 2 weeks I've been hooking up with this 20 yr old Mexican girl. I knew going in that she's married, but I also knew that she hates her husband and he's out of town most of the time anyway so I didn't really think it was a big deal. She got married right at 18 like a lot of Hispanics do and quickly found out that he's very possessive and jealous. He works out of town doing "construction" and comes home once every 15 days for the weekend, but if his jobsite is within 3 hours of home then he'll randomly pop up without warning and surprise her. He also has the password for her Instagram and Facebook and will check them from his phone.

We've been talking over her secret snap chat account until Friday night she was at wal mart and about to head home and then she just stopped replying and never even opened the last message I sent. Sunday morning she finally sent me a message saying "Sorry, he just showed up and isnt leaving until Tuesday morning. Msg you then, can't talk now"

All this down time to think about things has me second guessing the details of ger husbands career, and whether or not this is a good idea. I'm not really down to die until at least after the series finale of Game Thrones, and even then I'd rather it not be some horribly painful dismemberment death.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:55 pm to
Oh Bowl, this is gonna be a fun thread. Maybe in your top ten.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

I'm not really down to die until at least after the series finale of Game Thrones, and even then I'd rather it not be some horribly painful dismemberment death.



You gotta take the bull by the horns, bowl! I'll read the transcript at your grave!! Mexican girls only race dip for so long!
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:59 pm to
Can I get some pics of this chick to draw her in paint.

brian.fiegel@gmx.us
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Hopsondawg22
MS Delta
Member since Sep 2017
1232 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:10 pm to
I’ll second this motion, and T’s and P’s to user BowlJackson. I hope they don’t skin you alive.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Can I get some pics of this chick to draw her in paint.

brian.fiegel@gmx.us
His email is Jody@SECRANT.com
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:31 pm to
Is he a Jody if the Husband is a construction worker? I mean, he's a shitbag but I'm not sure he's a Jody.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
7668 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:45 pm to
Knowingly screwing a married chick automatically makes you a shitty person.

No offense.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

She got married right at 18 like a lot of Hispanics do and quickly found out that he's very possessive and jealous.


I'm sure you are getting a very fair and unbiased opinion
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 3:02 pm to
Diddy?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

For almost 2 weeks I've been hooking up with this 20 yr old Mexican girl. I knew going in that she's married



Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95882 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 3:07 pm to
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Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 3:23 pm to
Nice. I had a little fling with a Mexican girl in my younger 20's. She wasn't married though, but didn't speak much Ingles. She and I had a lot of fun though for a week or so.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22517 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 3:38 pm to
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Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16184 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 4:45 pm to
Drop her Bowl. Now.

Its not worth the risk. She is married and this will not end well.

Also, dating her has decreased the quality and frequency of your posting on this forum. That is enough reason for us to demand a change.

We could even make a "Find BowlJackson a girlfriend" thread if you thought it would help.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Can I get some pics of this chick to draw her in paint.

brian.fiegel@gmx.us



Even that might be too much info for such a sensitive situation, Brian. Surely you can understand?


Btw, sorry it took me so long to respond. They haven't gotten me yet, I just fell asleep and decided to take a 3 hour nap.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Also, dating her has decreased the quality and frequency of your posting on this forum. That is enough reason for us to demand a change


First of all, we're not "dating". She's married, duh.

Second of all, this little thing just so happened to have coincided with the busy part of the month at work, so that's why I haven't been posting as much not because I've been getting some toto.

quote:

We could even make a "Find BowlJackson a girlfriend" thread if you thought it would help.


Sounds pretty gay. Save your energy, I'd probably never post in it unless it was incredibly well made and worthy of having my name on it.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Knowingly screwing a married chick automatically makes you a shitty person.

No offense.


She's 20, was pressured into marriage at 18, and doesn't love her husband. Me talking to her could be the beginning of any fairy tale and you wouldn't even question it.

If I was Ryan Gosling and the story I just told you was put on film then your gf or wife would be dragging you to see my story as a billion girls across the planet swooned over my love story.


Sorry your wife made you into a cuck, don't be a bitter hater too.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25180 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:35 pm to
... Damn it. I'm going to wind up hiding you in my basement for the next three years after the baby is born and the drug lord eventually decides it looks enough like him to pass in public aren't I?

I told you to wrap it before you pack it.

Joking aside. I was engaged to a Latina from outside of the United States. Sex was great. The insanity was... not so great. I'm just saying... really great sex is kinda worth the risk of death.

Also... if you get killed could you die somewhere near where Lanier Spots does his fishing guide business because then I could make your funeral and get some good fishing in. I'm just saying multitasking your funeral and fishing is something you'd want me to do.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 5:40 pm to
You’re rationalizing. You’re not a bad person but you’re doing a really bad and incredibly stupid thing, it doesn’t matter how weak or false you think or she tells you that marriage is. If you’re looking for something long term remember that if she’ll do it with you she’ll do it to you and you’re building up a ton of negative karma. If you’re just looking to hook up you couldn’t have picked someone worse. Married AND Mexican!?!? You’re playing with fire and the chances that you get murdered or forcibly castrated are astronomical.

Bail now.
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