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re: I want to be in a coma

Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:41 am to
Posted by MustangReb
Member since Feb 2014
156 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:41 am to
quote:

My advice to you is to drink heavily. Listen to me. I am pre-med



Took the advice right off of my keyboard.

I co-sign this. Whiskey. That is the solution. Good whiskey... no mixers. no ice. Just good whiskey.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:48 am to
quote:

I want to be in a comaquote:My advice to you is to drink heavily. Listen to me. I am pre-med Took the advice right off of my keyboard. I co-sign this. Whiskey. That is the solution. Good whiskey... no mixers. no ice. Just good whiskey.


Whiskey won't make you realize how unimportant a woman who doesn't want to be with you is. I mean it's usually something we figure out in college, this guy is just a little late to the party. There are other women. No one should be with someone that doesn't want to be with them, or care about them. It's that simple.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
7820 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:52 am to
[quote]I can't take losing the girl I love. [/quot


what a puss! man up! been broken up a month and you let her come over???? pitiful!!
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:52 am to
Jeeeeesusssss.


You sound like an angsty pseudo-intellectual teenager.



However, I would love to know the soundtrack to all of this moaning, and look at me behavior. Feel free to let us know. I've been looking for some nice sad tracks.


My recommendations:

Rowland S. Howard - Shut Me Down
Big Star - Holocaust
Leonard Cohen - Dress Rehearsal Rag
The Breeders - Off You
Elliott Smith - Pitseleh
Slowreader - Fallen on this World
Crooked Fingers - A Little Bleeding
Yo La Tengo - Tears are in your eyes
Grandaddy - underneath the weeping willow
Tindersticks - Waiting for the Moon
(these songs will grease the way towards that bottom you might want to hit)
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

It sounds like she has decided to move on.



When a woman finally moves on, we all know what that means even if we refuse to accept it.





and then later that evening in another part of town...



This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46543 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

I can't take losing the girl I love.

She came over last night to catch up. No sex. Just held her.

Broken up a month.

She bought a one way ticket to Europe. Has a masters degree. Applying for jobs all over the west coast.

She's so beautiful and smart.

I texted another girl to come over right now. But it does nothing for how I feel. It makes it worse.

I want nothing more than to dedicate every breath to her for the rest of my life.

Being asleep is the only place with relief.

I feel like I'm drowning.


Bro


































BRO


























Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I feel like I'm drowning.

Well, if you're in a swimming pool, a lake or the ocean, then you are drowning.

Otherwise, you'll be okay.
Posted by GCTIDER
Mississippi
Member since May 2012
1893 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Sleeping Tiger
BETA
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:26 pm to
StrawsDrawnAtRandom


Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

she's going to Germany and Amsterdam in October, with no return flight booked.



She's definitely a hooker.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25500 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:54 pm to
Is your ex a lesbian? Sounds like you have a giant pussy.

Posted by Mike Gordon
Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
655 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 9:06 pm to
Is OP still alive?
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 5:41 pm to
" One Last Cry" by Brain McKnight.

Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 8/8/15 at 6:47 pm to
Seriously. Is he dead?
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 5:20 pm to
Bump.

Tigah, ya dead mon?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124662 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 12:35 am to
Hope you feel better

I would say it does but for me it hasn't

Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 12:36 am to
Ms Garrison, is that you?
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5704 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 12:39 am to
I think he must be gone. Or shacked up in a motel with a tranny hooker and a crackpipe smoking his troubles away.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124662 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 12:59 am to
Yeah he's dead
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