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re: How to make soccer a watchable sport

Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:17 am to
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:17 am to
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Soccer is the most popular sport because its cheap to play. You need a ball. That's it.

This is such a bullshite statement. You can say that about every sport but ice hockey.

Baseball? A stick and a ball
Football? An oblong ball.
Basketball? A ball that bounces and a some type of hoop.
Field Hockey? A stick and a ball.
Rugby? An oblong ball.
Wrestling? NOTHING.
Cricket? A stick and a ball.
Etc.

I don't see anyone in the backyard playing football in full pads.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 9:31 am
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35642 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:26 am to
It seems like a guy with a polisci degree would be able to see the rise of soccer came about during the imperial age of Europe. Oddly enough the former British colonies all have a different sport as their favorite.

America has our version of football.
Australia has Aussie Rules Football
New Zealand is all about that Rugby. South Africa too.
India loves cricket.

It's the places that Spain and France got a hold off that took to soccer.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:30 am to
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It's better than baseball, let's work on baseball first



Posted by GumpInLex
Lexington, KY
Member since Nov 2011
1617 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:30 am to
Actually the most popular sport in Australia is Cricket as well. South Africa is tricky because all of the whites love rugby, but soccer is by far more popular with the blacks (bofana bofana). But yeah its pretty hilarious how soccer is England's most beloved sport, yet not really in any of the former colonies
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35642 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:35 am to
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Actually the most popular sport in Australia is Cricket as well.




Posted by GumpInLex
Lexington, KY
Member since Nov 2011
1617 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:47 am to
Lol sorry, i'm Australian. We just won the 1-day world cup!
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:59 am to
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No, no, no..... supermodels are exclusive of all pre and post mentioned suggestions.


Why do they have to be Italian supermodels?
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Why do they have to be Italian supermodels?



You don't like Italian supermodels? Are you racist?
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:03 am to
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.

So Andrea Pirlo can keep playing?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:22 am to
That would at least make that shite watchable. frick soccer.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:26 am to
Not enough commercial breaks for you?
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Soccer is a great sport. Every southern redneck who thinks soccer is "gay" or "un-American" is a mouth breather.


Yep. OP is a douche.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27386 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:40 am to
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.


I agree with all but this, unless you're referring to the male sort. The female ones should be in the stands jumping up and down, doing handstands, etc.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:20 pm to
all 'fishing' aside.

We hear less and less about soccer hate with each passing year.

How long until the hold outs just give up bitching about it?
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:24 pm to
It ceases to exist!
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27386 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

How long until the hold outs just give up bitching about it?


Never. It would be like giving in to ISIS.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 3:53 pm
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:38 pm to
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It ceases to exist!


Good point. People will bitch about anything.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:43 pm to
Some will watch anything.

Bet you like WhiteTrashCar.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 3:45 pm
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Some will watch anything.


is that better or worse than not watching something and bitching about it...or watching something you know you dislike so you can bitch about it?
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:51 pm to
Or logging on to an obviously anti-soccer thread and bitching about it; I've not been posting on the soccer thread.
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