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re: How have y'all liked the summer movies this year?

Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:25 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:25 am to
quote:

A girl I hooked up with freshman year ended up being maybe the weirdest person I ever met. She literally tried to start blowing me with my roommate in the dorm at two in the afternoon while we were having a conversation he was actively involved in. And that was normal by her standards I later discovered.


See, I actually wouldn't have a problem with this. But I'm a weird motherfricker too, I guess

But no, this girl was just....idk, flighty as frick? One minute cool with you, next aloof the next. I just couldn't get a read on her at all and learned to quit trying after awhile. "Normal" girls are crazy enough, you know?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:30 am to
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Normal" girls


Like bigfoot, there is some grainy footage from the 70s of something that resembles this but nothing conclusive yet.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:34 am to
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Like bigfoot, there is some grainy footage from the 70s of something that resembles this but nothing conclusive yet.


As recent as the 70s? That's some sleuthing

I've heard stories about supposedly sane females but that's about it
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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46511 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:36 am to
My wife is probably the most "normal" woman Ive met (a big reason why I married her) and she still does stuff where Im left in the room looking around asking what the frick just happened
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:40 am to
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My wife is probably the most "normal" woman Ive met (a big reason why I married her) and she still does stuff where Im left in the room looking around asking what the frick just happened


Same. Damn. Boat

And yet, even on her batshit craziest days, I can't imagine life without her. There's some voodoo shite going on there, I'm sure of it

Miss her like hell when Uncle Sam separates us, though
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:42 am to
Their power is pretty scary when you really think about it.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:44 am to
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Their power is pretty scary when you really think about it.


I'm just damn glad they're the "weaker" sex.

Can you imagine the power of pussy PLUS physical superiority? My God...
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:50 am to
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Cars 2 sucked so bad.


I haven't personally seen it but I heard it was a liberal propaganda machine. This disappoints me greatly because I loved Cars, and Planes.

ETA: I like how this thread has evolved.
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 7:51 am
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:53 am to
Well you two have turned this into a regular girl's night out bitching about the opposite sex. But don't let me interrupt can I get you two ladies a fruity drink? Something with an umbrella?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:55 am to
I'll have an appletini.

Off with ya, lad, and be lively!
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:56 am to
I would rather jack off with broken glass dipped in jalapeños.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:58 am to
Oh my...

ETA: sorry for derailing the thread
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 8:00 am
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:00 am to
So people keep talking about your junk in the unbiased news thread. Kinda awkward.

Who knew the BBC was so popular?
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 8:02 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:02 am to
I've been patting myself on the back for my restraint regarding that thread
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:03 am to
I'd be making a joke and reference every time it was said.

Every. Time.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:04 am to
Me too. I know I'm too juvenile to contribute anything but snickering

Already derailed one thread on this board, right?
Posted by Firewind
South Ga
Member since May 2012
922 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:42 am to
Maleficent was good, I mean really good, probably the best I've seen so far this season. Saw Edge of Tomorrow, and it was OK, nothing great though. Captain America : The Winter Soldier was pretty good too.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:57 am to
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Sleeping Beauty is a classic Disney flick.


So? Does that make it some untouchable, off-limits piece of art? It was one of the worst ones.

I mean, such great source material... Encouraging date rape and all...

If you didn't like the movie, whatever, but don't look down upon from some sacred moral high ground like Sleeping Beauty was high art.





On the subject of last horrible movie I saw in theaters - I thought Oz: The Great and Powerful was bad. I had high hopes because I love Oz things, but I was let down. Not by the story or acting, but by how heavily they leaned on CGI for not only character animation but sets. It was painfully obvious that Franco and the other live actors were in front of a green screen entirely most of the film.

I like live sets. I haaaate CGI sets.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5416 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 9:26 am to
Godzilla: Boooooooo

Captain America 2: Awesome

X-Men: A+

22 Jump Street: Funny, but not as funny as 21.

Spider-Man 2: Awful

Million Ways to Die in the West: B-
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 6/20/14 at 9:42 am to
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On the subject of last horrible movie I saw in theaters - I thought Oz: The Great and Powerful was bad.


I'm kinda with Roger from earlier, I really don't dislike very many movies, I understand there is art and entertainment and you criticize each differently. And I just choose not to watch the movies that don't appeal to either of those in me. I usually enjoy every movie I see despite not being all that selective.

I think the last movie I saw that I didn't like was Oz: Great and Powerful. Just horrible on every front imaginable.
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