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re: How have y'all liked the summer movies this year?
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:25 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:25 am to Roger Klarvin
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A girl I hooked up with freshman year ended up being maybe the weirdest person I ever met. She literally tried to start blowing me with my roommate in the dorm at two in the afternoon while we were having a conversation he was actively involved in. And that was normal by her standards I later discovered.
See, I actually wouldn't have a problem with this. But I'm a weird motherfricker too, I guess
But no, this girl was just....idk, flighty as frick? One minute cool with you, next aloof the next. I just couldn't get a read on her at all and learned to quit trying after awhile. "Normal" girls are crazy enough, you know?
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:30 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Normal" girls
Like bigfoot, there is some grainy footage from the 70s of something that resembles this but nothing conclusive yet.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:34 am to Roger Klarvin
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Like bigfoot, there is some grainy footage from the 70s of something that resembles this but nothing conclusive yet.
As recent as the 70s? That's some sleuthing
I've heard stories about supposedly sane females but that's about it
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:36 am to TbirdSpur2010
My wife is probably the most "normal" woman Ive met (a big reason why I married her) and she still does stuff where Im left in the room looking around asking what the frick just happened
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:40 am to Roger Klarvin
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My wife is probably the most "normal" woman Ive met (a big reason why I married her) and she still does stuff where Im left in the room looking around asking what the frick just happened
Same. Damn. Boat
And yet, even on her batshit craziest days, I can't imagine life without her. There's some voodoo shite going on there, I'm sure of it
Miss her like hell when Uncle Sam separates us, though
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:42 am to TbirdSpur2010
Their power is pretty scary when you really think about it.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:44 am to Roger Klarvin
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Their power is pretty scary when you really think about it.
I'm just damn glad they're the "weaker" sex.
Can you imagine the power of pussy PLUS physical superiority? My God...
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:50 am to RebelNutt18
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Cars 2 sucked so bad.
I haven't personally seen it but I heard it was a liberal propaganda machine. This disappoints me greatly because I loved Cars, and Planes.
ETA: I like how this thread has evolved.
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 7:51 am
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:53 am to TbirdSpur2010
Well you two have turned this into a regular girl's night out bitching about the opposite sex. But don't let me interrupt can I get you two ladies a fruity drink? Something with an umbrella?
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:55 am to 3nOut
I'll have an appletini.
Off with ya, lad, and be lively!
Off with ya, lad, and be lively!
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:56 am to TbirdSpur2010
I would rather jack off with broken glass dipped in jalapeños.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 7:58 am to 3nOut
Oh my...
ETA: sorry for derailing the thread
ETA: sorry for derailing the thread
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 8:00 am
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:00 am to TbirdSpur2010
So people keep talking about your junk in the unbiased news thread. Kinda awkward.
Who knew the BBC was so popular?
Who knew the BBC was so popular?
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 8:02 am
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:02 am to 3nOut
I've been patting myself on the back for my restraint regarding that thread
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:03 am to TbirdSpur2010
I'd be making a joke and reference every time it was said.
Every. Time.
Every. Time.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:04 am to 3nOut
Me too. I know I'm too juvenile to contribute anything but snickering
Already derailed one thread on this board, right?
Already derailed one thread on this board, right?
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:42 am to 3nOut
Maleficent was good, I mean really good, probably the best I've seen so far this season. Saw Edge of Tomorrow, and it was OK, nothing great though. Captain America : The Winter Soldier was pretty good too.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 8:57 am to ag3ntpurpl3
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Sleeping Beauty is a classic Disney flick.
So? Does that make it some untouchable, off-limits piece of art? It was one of the worst ones.
I mean, such great source material... Encouraging date rape and all...
If you didn't like the movie, whatever, but don't look down upon from some sacred moral high ground like Sleeping Beauty was high art.
On the subject of last horrible movie I saw in theaters - I thought Oz: The Great and Powerful was bad. I had high hopes because I love Oz things, but I was let down. Not by the story or acting, but by how heavily they leaned on CGI for not only character animation but sets. It was painfully obvious that Franco and the other live actors were in front of a green screen entirely most of the film.
I like live sets. I haaaate CGI sets.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 9:26 am to 3nOut
Godzilla: Boooooooo
Captain America 2: Awesome
X-Men: A+
22 Jump Street: Funny, but not as funny as 21.
Spider-Man 2: Awful
Million Ways to Die in the West: B-
Captain America 2: Awesome
X-Men: A+
22 Jump Street: Funny, but not as funny as 21.
Spider-Man 2: Awful
Million Ways to Die in the West: B-
Posted on 6/20/14 at 9:42 am to Wanderin Reb
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On the subject of last horrible movie I saw in theaters - I thought Oz: The Great and Powerful was bad.
I'm kinda with Roger from earlier, I really don't dislike very many movies, I understand there is art and entertainment and you criticize each differently. And I just choose not to watch the movies that don't appeal to either of those in me. I usually enjoy every movie I see despite not being all that selective.
I think the last movie I saw that I didn't like was Oz: Great and Powerful. Just horrible on every front imaginable.
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