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Holy smokes...I've been farting a LOT today. My office smells like steamy arse
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:07 pm
I eat well all the time, so I'm not sure what my insides are disagreeing with. Last night I had rustic tomato soup, sea bass, and a Caesar salad for dinner.
That's pretty normal.
But today my arse is leaking greenhouse fumes like a herd of cattle.
That's pretty normal.
But today my arse is leaking greenhouse fumes like a herd of cattle.
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:09 pm to mizzoukills
Take a ducolax and drink 6 Guinness' beers. Get that demon out of you brother
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:15 pm to Hardy_Har
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Get that demon out of you brother
That demon has been leaking out nonstop for about 7 hours now...
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:18 pm to mizzoukills
I eat healthy, but not as regimented as you and this happens to ma about 4 days a year.
Out of nowhere.
Last month I busted air, gagged and opened the office door and a Colonel walked right in
Out of nowhere.
Last month I busted air, gagged and opened the office door and a Colonel walked right in
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:19 pm to mizzoukills
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:32 pm to mizzoukills
Nothing at all. He didn't get that rank by not figuring shite out..
I was grinning uncontrollably
I was grinning uncontrollably
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:40 pm to Hardy_Har
In fairness Colonels are usually full of shite so it was nothing new to him
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
The worst fart I've ever had was after I ate some BBQ pork, scrambled eggs, and a Fiber One protein bar for breakfast. Never, ever combine those for breakfast because you will be filled with gas of the devil all day.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
Must be all the gay sex. Your arse got pushed in last night apparently.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:56 pm to Pavoloco83
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Must be all the gay sex. Your arse got pushed in last night apparently
Michael Sam's peen will do that to you...
Posted on 5/8/15 at 3:35 pm to mizzoukills
You may need a fecal transplant. It can now be done via pills.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 3:51 pm to mizzoukills
Does it smell like fermented semen?
Posted on 5/8/15 at 3:55 pm to mizzoukills
Yeah I ate a big ole mess of butter beans last week and I was deadly to be behind for 2 days
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:26 pm to Agforlife
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ole mess
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