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Have We Talked About How Pandas Are Worthless?
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:35 am
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:35 am
May seem strange but Panda's are the fricking worst. Here are the facts and why we should let them die out:
- They don't like sex. Seriously. We can't get them to breed consistently. They have to give them viagra and show them bear porn to get the hint.
- They have to have a very specific habitat to survive. This specific habitat is not natural and is only available in Zoo's and sanctuaries. They gave one a chance outside captivity. Guess what? He died.
- They only eat bamboo. That's fricked up. Their diet consists of 40 lbs/day of one specific plant that holds zero nutritional value
- They provide absolutely nothing to the ecosystem and are a drain on money and resources. It costs $1,000,000 to rent a panda from China and we do so gladly.
Seriously, Pandas are the fricking worst and we should let them die out. They only exist as a point of national pride for China.
- They don't like sex. Seriously. We can't get them to breed consistently. They have to give them viagra and show them bear porn to get the hint.
- They have to have a very specific habitat to survive. This specific habitat is not natural and is only available in Zoo's and sanctuaries. They gave one a chance outside captivity. Guess what? He died.
- They only eat bamboo. That's fricked up. Their diet consists of 40 lbs/day of one specific plant that holds zero nutritional value
- They provide absolutely nothing to the ecosystem and are a drain on money and resources. It costs $1,000,000 to rent a panda from China and we do so gladly.
Seriously, Pandas are the fricking worst and we should let them die out. They only exist as a point of national pride for China.
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:39 am to gatorhata9
Have you see a panda in real life? I saw one at the Beijing Zoo and it was adorable.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:40 am to gatorhata9
way better than chimps. those monkees suck
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:40 am to cardboardboxer
My dog is cute AF. But if that dog started costing me thousands and thousands of dollars, sorry pooch - gotta go. Not worth it.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:42 am to gatorhata9
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Seriously, Pandas are the fricking worst and we should let them die out.
AWWWW but they're so cute.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:47 am to gatorhata9
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My dog is cute AF. But if that dog started costing me thousands and thousands of dollars, sorry pooch - gotta go. Not worth it.
Jesus really? Dogs are fambly.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:48 am to gatorhata9
Supposedly they once acted like real bears, hunt and ate meat, but something happened, their habitat or food source was altered. Instead of going extinct, they went into the bamboo forests and ate that instead. Now they're depressed and fat and bamboo doesn't provide proper nourishment. We feel guilty about it.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:50 am to gatorhata9
I bet manatees are delicious... besides that, they are even more useless than a panda.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:52 am to MoarKilometers
Manatees suck. If you find one on your property don't tell a soul, because the government will come in and frick up your shite and now you can't enjoy your body of water and it's an enormous fricking hassle maintaing it all. There's a big black market in Florida to "take care" of them and it's all because of government overzealousness, it's having the opposite effect.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:52 am to gatorhata9
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Have We Talked About How Pandas Are Worthless?
My daughter is only 5, but she wants you to pick a Sonic and she'll be there to fight you IRL.
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They gave one a chance outside captivity. Guess what? He died.
They've released more than one and several are surviving.
Thanks to the previously mentioned 5 year old, I get to watch every freaking Panda show that's ever been created......
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:53 am to cardboardboxer
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Jesus really? Dogs are fambly.
No, and I'll just say it: treating dogs as family devalues your real family.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:00 pm to cardboardboxer
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Jesus really? Dogs are fambly.
I love my dog. I really do. But there's a limit to what I can afford.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:05 pm to genro
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We feel guilty about it.
They're only a big deal because China says so and we continue to pay them millions of dollars because they're "symbolic"
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:07 pm to gatorhata9
Jesus. You sound like my dad. We just got two puppies and both of them were recovering from separate minor but costless conditions and my dad walks in one day and tells us to say goodbye to them. My mother got so pissed at him.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:10 pm to gatorhata9
But they're cute, and as with anything cute, money will be willingly given to see them survive.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:22 pm to athenslife101
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Jesus. You sound like my dad. We just got two puppies and both of them were recovering from separate minor but costless conditions and my dad walks in one day and tells us to say goodbye to them. My mother got so pissed at him.
That's the entire point of this thread. Pandas are expensive.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:29 pm to athenslife101
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e my dad. We just got two puppies and both of them were recovering from separate minor but costless conditions and my dad walks in one day and tells us to say goodbye to them. My mother got so pissed at him.
This is why there are serial killers.
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:55 pm to JustGetItRight
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My daughter is only 5, but she wants you to pick a Sonic and she'll be there to fight you IRL.
But seriously, I'll never understand this about the environmental ppl. We are not supposed to do ONE SINGLE THING that inteferes with the environment or animals's habitats UNLESS the natural order of things is that a certain species of animal is going extinct then money is no longer an object in repeatedly attempting to keep it in the wild
Pandas, while really cute and pretty awesome, are perfect examples of This
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:57 pm to cardboardboxer
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Have you see a panda in real life? I saw one at the Beijing Zoo and it was adorable.
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