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Ever witnessed a holiday family fight?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:15 am
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:15 am
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We are at my cousin's house in New Orleans for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward. For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there. I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:23 am to pioneerbasketball
Holy frick that's hilarious! 
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:24 am to pioneerbasketball
"pass the gravy, oh...nevermind"
Posted on 11/26/15 at 6:52 am to pioneerbasketball
That's gold Jerry gold
Posted on 11/26/15 at 6:59 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:31 am to pioneerbasketball
Word to yo momma: Don't let him stuff the turkey.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:11 am to pioneerbasketball
Wow
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:19 am to pioneerbasketball
Yep I broke my brother in law's wrist by dodging his punch and him hitting the door frame. Good times
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:27 am to rantfan
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Yep I broke my brother in law's wrist by dodging his punch and him hitting the door frame. Good times
Lol care to elaborate?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:31 am to pioneerbasketball
Awesome.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:10 am to pioneerbasketball
Just another day in that godforsaken shite hole, Louisiana.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:38 am to pioneerbasketball
Roll tide yaw
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 11:39 am
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:54 am to Pitch To Johnny
Drunk brother in law being loud,obnoxious, immature and vulgar in front of my wife and kids. I love the bastard but man he was a bad drunk thank god he kicked that addiction.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 4:55 pm to rantfan
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being loud,obnoxious, immature and vulgar in front of my wife and kids. I love the bastard but man he was a bad drunk thank god he kicked that addiction.
Lsu fan huh?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 6:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
No but the ones I read about on here are usually hilarious
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Last Christmas my MIL was sobbing in the kitchen after my SIL told her that her recently ex-fiancé was coming to dinner. I left the living room after she yelled at her, "you're ruining Christmas!!!".
They got married two weeks ago.
They got married two weeks ago.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:17 am to pioneerbasketball
No, actually a cowboy's fan 
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:54 am to pioneerbasketball
No, my folks all get along great.
That story was hilarious tho
That story was hilarious tho
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:30 am to pioneerbasketball
Damn, I would have literally had nerve damage from laughing so hard.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:35 am to pioneerbasketball
That's pretty funny.
I know of a few Christian guys who "struggle with porn" whose main complaint is that their wives won't frick them.
I know a guy whose wife didn't frick him for over two years. He confessed that drunk roughly three years ago. They just had a kid. I wonder how many times he got to have secks.
I know of a few Christian guys who "struggle with porn" whose main complaint is that their wives won't frick them.
I know a guy whose wife didn't frick him for over two years. He confessed that drunk roughly three years ago. They just had a kid. I wonder how many times he got to have secks.
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