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Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:18 pm to Gradual_Stroke
I want to own a midget and buy him a miniature pony.
Make him fetch me beers and ride out to get the mail and stuff.
Make him fetch me beers and ride out to get the mail and stuff.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:20 pm to Gradual_Stroke
What? That I don't think of myself as owning my dog?
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:22 pm to DocHoliday11
All the time. She's a diva too. She just looks at you with that beagle sass sometimes and you know.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:30 pm to DocHoliday11
Wheres my buddy? There you arrre. oh you such a good boy yes you arrrr hahaha
Im a fricking idiot when i talk to my dog
Im a fricking idiot when i talk to my dog
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:32 pm to deeprig9
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Ever beat off when your dog is in the room?
Jesus...
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:35 pm to Pavoloco83
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:51 pm to ChexMix
quote:Same.. And every other dog I encounter
Im a fricking idiot when i talk to my dog
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:51 pm to DocHoliday11
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refer to yourself as mom/dad
I can pretty much handle all of your others, but this one here drives me crazy.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:02 pm to betweenthebara
Who is that in your avi?
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:19 pm to betweenthebara
i only do it in my house..whenever i see people do it in public or on snapchat/facebook it makes my skin crawl
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:22 pm to DocHoliday11
I sing popular songs to my dogs and interject their names into the song where some other noun had previously been.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:22 pm to DocHoliday11
I do all those, I also leave the tv on for honey badger to watch.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:25 pm to BluegrassBelle
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All the time. She's a diva too. She just looks at you with that beagle sass sometimes and you know.
Gotcha. I have a 14-year-old diva Rat Terrier. Everybody dreads her "look." She's not happy when she gives it. It's a cold stare that seems to go on forever if you're the object of her disdain.
It's so hilarious that an 18 pound dog rules the roost with a stare.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:40 pm to OBReb6
i do that all the time. never really thought about it until now
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:52 pm to DocHoliday11
I do all but the high-pitched voices. I don't know too many people down here yet so my dogs are pretty much my brahs.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:57 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
i feel ya. that must suck. between being in grad school (no life) and all my friends moved off to the real world i feel like i talk to my dog some days more than real people
Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:04 pm to DocHoliday11
Not in a high pitched voice, but definitely like a human. When I leave for work every morning, the last thing I tell her is, "Hold down the fort, babe." That's her cue to sulk off and look over her shoulder as I walk out the door. It get's me every time.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 11:10 pm to DocHoliday11
I catch myself sometimes. Like the other day when Alex Gordon made that sick diving catch, I asked "did you see that?!" and realized that it was to two dogs.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 5:02 am to Kentucker
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You can't own a human
Thanks, Lincoln.
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