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Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:28 pm to
You either get circumcised or you get called anteater for the rest of your life.

Tough decision.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

You either get circumcised or you get called anteater for the rest of your life.

Tough decision.


Dog dick is the one that I've heard the most.

I also call people animals if they're uncircumcised.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
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Member since Jan 2008
4951 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:45 pm to
I prefer philistenes
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

I prefer philistenes


Apparently pleb has been associated with the Fedora wearers and so I too have moved to Philistine.
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7373 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:46 pm to
E. If it ain't broke don't frick with it.

Damn jews.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:46 pm to
Not to get too in depth but I necessitated a circumcision because of an infection -- so I doubt 10 out of 10 babies oppose circumcision.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:48 pm to
Sleeping Tiger is an anteater enthusiast
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

One word: smegma


pretty sure that wouldnt be a problem if you cleaned your fricking dick.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

pretty sure that wouldnt be a problem if you cleaned your fricking dick.


It's still a problem. Why even risk it though? The risk of a circumcision is next to nothing, the risk of you having UTI, other infections and passing infections on to your woman are higher with uncircumcised.

Also dog dick.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:50 pm to
I clean the frick out of my glorious mushroom head.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46413 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:50 pm to
I laughed at the first part because you sounded like Jane Lynch in Role Models




quote:

Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 10:41 pm to
It's a cosmetic procedure and good for effortless hygiene.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10568 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 10:42 pm to
E. Lowers your chances for STDs
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 10:46 pm to
E. Masturbation prevention.

The real reason you're circumcised
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13454 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 1:36 am to
quote:

That's disappointing. Well I still have several thousand more topics to try.

The sexuality of Abraham Lincoln seems like a good place to go to next.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 1:44 am to
quote:



The sexuality of Abraham Lincoln


and its effect (or lack thereof) on his vampire slaying hobby.
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13454 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 1:50 am to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 6:21 am to
quote:

The sexuality of Abraham Lincoln seems like a good place to go to next.



Was Abe sporting an anteater/dog dick/taper or was he rocking the mushroom like a boss?
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15662 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 8:36 am to
I have 2 little boys. I did lots of research before making the decision. I chose not to circumcise them. If they decide later in life that they want to make that decision then that is their choice. It's a cosmetic procedure and it kills nerve endings. I could find zero evidence to support that is medically necessary and if you clean it like any other normal human that takes a bath then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
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