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Just now watched Suicide Squad...

Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:56 pm
Life got in the way and I wasn't able to watch the movie until now. I heard mixed reviews. If you don't like reading long posts, this thread isn't for you. Here's my in depth review:

It. fricking. Sucked.

The end.

But seriously, it was just bad. The actors had potential but the writing and flow was just so damn cheesy it was cringe worthy. DC needs to get their shite together. Batman V Superman wasn't that great either.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49682 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 1:11 pm to
I watched it the other night and you pretty much nailed it I knew people didn't like it, but since I'm not a comic book guy I figured, I wouldn't be as hard on it. It was just terrible. Seemed like it was written by some kids in high school. The lines were just horrible. I mean just cringe worthy bad. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by teamjackson
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 1:45 pm to
Right?

I'm using this as an indicator of how I judge people.

I don't care if you voted for Hillary or if you voted for Trump, but if youre in the Suicide Squad camp, you can gtfo!

They should have brought in Gordon Ramsay to fix that kitchen nightmare.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49682 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 6:29 pm to
"Behold the voice of god."

Cuts to a video of a short, fat, black woman.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 6:35 pm to
Don't spoil it, a-hole. I'm behind on comic book movies.

The last one I saw was Batman starring Michael Keaton in 1989. Seriously. I've got some catching up to do.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 6:47 pm to
I'm a little with you on that. I've seen all the Dark Knight's and all the spider man's but they kept shoveling this stuff out and now I don't even know where to begin. I have seen the first ironman. That was a good one. Saw Deadpool too. Suicide squad doesn't hold a candle to Deadpool.
Posted by teamjackson
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:17 pm to
Deadpool, Civil War and Apocalypse are some of the best super hero movies I've seen in my lifetime.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:

"Behold the voice of god." Cuts to a video of a short, fat, black woman.


We taking bout The Shack, or Suicide Squad?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 5:38 pm to
I enjoyed it. I'm also easily entertained, though.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 1:43 am to
quote:

Deadpool, Civil War and Apocalypse


All of these movies hold up to the same review you just gave for suicide squad.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95877 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 3:52 am to
I thought Deadpool was great
Posted by GumpInLex
Lexington, KY
Member since Nov 2011
1617 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:05 am to
Did you watch the director's cut or theatrical release? I havent seen either, but i've heard that the directors cut for both Suicide Squad and Batman v Superman were much better.
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:22 am to
Did I offend you?
Posted by PurpleandGeauld
Florence, TX
Member since Oct 2013
5171 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

The last one I saw was Batman starring Michael Keaton in 1989. Seriously. I've got some catching up to do.

Lots of awesome movies to watch. Lots of great scenes to remember. First time Iron Man puts on the suit (not the crappy one in the cave), Hulk vs Loki (not gonna say anymore on this, but don't have any food or drink in your mouth when they start to fight in the Avengers movie lol), Thor bringing the lightning, too many to say =)
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4480 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 2:16 pm to
The one redeeming feature of the entire film.

Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28830 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 3:19 pm to
Something you always need to remember when criticizing Suicide Squad.

Whatever movie you love, marvel vs DC vs image, whoever you think is best, blah blah blah....


Suicide Squad has an oscar. Your movie doesn't.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Suicide Squad has an oscar.


Hair and Makeup, totally makes up for the shite script.

Edit: My movie is the Dark Knight.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 3:32 pm
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:02 pm to
Since Oscars mean what they used to.
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