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Saban The Mercenary

Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:07 pm
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:07 pm
As Saban enters into his 13th season at the University of Alabama, do fans of other teams still endlessly worry about where he will coach next?

I seem to vaguely recall that, according to all experts on-line and in sport's media, Saban was going to jump ship at Alabama after one season, two at the most.

Being a mercenary and soulless drifter with no roots, and the only coach in college football to ever have more than one job, he seemed destined to leave Alabama almost immediately.

He lied and little baby football players died all across America. Tuscaloosa, according to all round-table discussions held at ESPN for weeks before his eventual hiring, was a total and complete shite-hole and no coach would ever leave Miami to land in hell.

Anyway, it's fun reminiscing about how jealous and wrong so many people were. And, I guess I'd like to ask the board experts how much longer until Saban leaves Alabama?

Thanks.
Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3316 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:09 pm to
Dear Facebook
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:10 pm to
Nobody thought Saban was a mercenary, just he didn't care about the logo that he coached for. He didn't give a shite about the fans or the administration, they were just an acceptable nuisance he had to deal with so he could coach. Bama has left him alone, so he is happy in T-town.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37785 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:11 pm to
Wow that was bad
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6211 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:12 pm to
Not reading all that.
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:14 pm to
Pathetic cry for attention
Posted by BrucePearl2020
Member since Mar 2019
21 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:21 pm to
It’s March and your basketball team fricking sucks and your football team is on a once in a millennia dynasty and this is the drivel coming out of your pea sized brain? Do us all a favor and play Russian roulette with a glock
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6569 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:45 pm to
What this Will Wade situation tells me is that hands-on coaches orchestrate the cheating themselves.
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 8:51 pm
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54263 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:04 pm to
what the frick is this?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33276 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:33 pm to
44-16
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8626 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:09 pm to
Didn’t read all that. Saban to penn st?
Posted by ALA2262
Cumming, GA
Member since Jun 2016
1683 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:13 am to
Alabama Is 53-3 Since Joel Klatt & Colin Cowherd Said Nick Saban & The Tide Were Done
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 11:18 am
Posted by SwampManiac
Quito, Ecuador
Member since Jul 2013
1761 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Saban The Mercenary


The Machine won't let him go. He's tried 4 times.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24918 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Bamax


Jacks off to pics of Saban.

Here's you some fresh material to use. Picture that's that face he makes when he unloads in your booty hole.


Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 1:49 pm to
My internet vernacular is probably somewhat behind, but is this a weird flex? Because it feels like a weird flex.
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