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What was the Big XII like Missouri and Texas A&M fans?

Posted on 12/5/16 at 12:20 am
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 12:20 am
What can we expect from Oklahoma?

They seem so foreign.

Any expertise on this matter?

Do they like straight drinks or mixed?

Do they have hot women? Hopefully they have large bon-bons like we have in the South.

Just need your "Big XII" expertise.
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 12:30 am to
What was it like to play Texas, Oklahoma and Texas Tech every year?

Must have been exciting.

I think that conference might have worked out given enough time.

It is still odd that you are in our conference.

Both of your football programs are pretty much worthless.

What is your issue?
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 12:40 am to
Just thought we added Missouri and Texas A&M for the 't.v numbers."

They literally suck at sports.

Why did the SEC do this?

They never had anything to begin with.

It's embarrassing to our conference.

So many questions.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145251 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 12:45 am to
will check back at 12:50
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:03 am to
Nothing that Texas is part of will work.

Is going 0-8 in conference play embarrassing?
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:08 am to
They'll throw stardust in the opposing players faces and scream Japanese profanity. It's weird in the Big XII.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:11 am to
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:11 am to
Traditionally speaking...you tell me.

How many football championships has Texas A&M and Missouri won in History?

What about divisions?

Missouri gets a pass for at least making some noise.

Texas A&M...not so much.

Why do you Aggies toot your own horn so much?

It gets old.

This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 1:18 am
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:17 am to
What has Texas A&M won?

Ever?

Honest question.

Why are they in our conference?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18811 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:30 am to
quote:

What has Texas A&M won?

Ever?

Honest question.

Why are they in our conference?


Well, we beat yalls arse.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8546 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:42 am to
quote:

What can we expect from Oklahoma?

Pretty much like your typical trashy Alabama fans, except they scream "Boomer Sooner" instead of "Roll Tide".

Also, meth is like catnip for them and they will fight you for saying Toby Keith sucks.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:45 am to
quote:

Missouri gets a pass for at least making some noise.


Two words: Johnathan Butler

Yep the "hunger striker"

Mizery should be kicked out of the SEC based on that alone.

A&M may be a bunch of homo-erotic weirdos, but I don't see their administration giving in to the ridiculous demands of a bunch of "activists."
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 1:46 am
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:48 am to
But how many trophies do you have in history?

Does Texas A&M even keep a section in your athletic department to show off these things?

It must be sad.

You can't even come close to winning your new division....yet again.

Must sound familiar.

You guys are all bark, but no bite.

Typical Collies.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:49 am to
41-13
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27433 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:50 am to
The double spacing will make anyone tired.
Amateur hour level stuff.
First three posts, all by the OP... in 10 min increments?

Kind of sad.
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 1:51 am
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8546 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:51 am to
quote:

Why are they in our conference?

Because we bring in the TV markets. shite, the Beaumont-Port Arthur MSA is bigger than the Montgomery, AL metro area.


You took a sip off of our jizz jar in exchange for all those TV markets.....and you liked it cochino!
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:54 am to
On the 3rd shift for December (rotating shifts).

Who else am I going to discuss football philosophy with at this time?

I hate this shift!
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:56 am to
I don't speak Mexican.

Try again.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8546 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 1:59 am to
Will, you sure have mastered speaking "stupid", so at least there's that.
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 2:02 am to
Will...I guess I have.
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