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re: Is Memphis more like Arkansas, Tennessee or Mississippi?

Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:16 pm to
thank you dear.
Posted by Numberwang
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:20 pm to
PORN SUPERSTORE RIGHT ON DICKSON STREET!





Next you'll tell me we have gay bars downtown, too.

I am not aware of the porn stores of West Memphis. I can't say I know of any around here. I don't go to that part of Arkansas. All there is over there is Memphis, and Memphis sucks.
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:23 pm to
when we used to go to tunica we'd go through brinkley and take the back way- just to avoid that piece of shite memphis.

now if i feeling like gambling i'll just hop on over to oklahoma, i don't fear for my life there.

Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:24 pm to
West Memphis is Arkansas, dipshit.


I've driven all the way across Arkansas and seen them from Toad Suck to Ft. Smith to Texarkana.


Also, compared to what you'd find on ever other SEC schools main tourist area, that is a superstore.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:24 pm to
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when we used to go to tunica


You really are white trash. Congrats.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:26 pm to
There's one on I 40 halfway to LR that is half the size of a Lowe's..
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:28 pm to
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There's one on I 40 halfway to LR that is half the size of a Lowe's..


I guess internet is rare over there.
Posted by Numberwang
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:29 pm to
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West Memphis is Arkansas, dip shite.


Yeah, either the worst or second worst city in the entire state, depending on who you ask. Part of the Memphis metro.

You must have a good eye for porn outlets, because I am not aware of any around here. SW Mo has a corner on the porn store outlet in this area.

Anyway, Condom Sense is where bachelorette parties go to find their penis-themed necklaces and candy. Mostly it is just novelties and sex toys. You could find a butt-plug there for yourself, for example. Its a funny store. Our downtown is quirky and diverse like that.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:31 pm to
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You really are white trash. Congrats.


whatever. don't worry i won't go back there, besides half of the casinos have closed due to the poors around there so does tunica as it once was even exist anymore?

Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:32 pm to
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Our downtown is quirky and diverse like that.



If loaded with chains is your idea of quirky and diverse.

Hell, Doe's is the only decent place there and it's from MS.
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:33 pm to
And here's a picture of our "trashy old Waffle House" downtown.



Having urban-versions of a few chains only happened when our downtown's population density got high enough to support stuff like that without drive-thrus and giant parking. I guess to your mind its not as fancy as getting your post-bar food at 12:15 am at some gas station like you do in Oxford.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:34 pm to
gross
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:34 pm to
I parked in the garage right behind there.... I'm well aware of the area.

It sucked.
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:37 pm to
waffle house brag thread starting?
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:37 pm to
A few chains came when rents and population density justified it. They need high foot traffic to survive and do the volume they need. shite happens when your downtown becomes so desireable, safe and walkable that you can get more than $8/ft for rents.

Here's our Chipotle. So trashy...



Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:39 pm to
Your alma mater's students eat at Chevron downtown and brag about it.

Chevron is a chain, fyi.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:40 pm to
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desirable, safe and walkable


they're gonna need the dictionary to figure out what those words mean.


Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:40 pm to
Yeah, that's definitely the same thing as having your downtown nearly devoid of local restaurants worth a shite.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:42 pm to
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Yeah, that's definitely the same thing as having your downtown nearly devoid of local restaurants worth a shite.


LOL. Ok.

We have dozens of good local restaurants in downtown, too. Sorry you were so focused on Doe's and Condom Sense that you couldn't find any of them.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 12:45 pm to
Like Grubs deep fried everything?

Yeah, do you even have one nationally recognized chef?
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