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There is something living in my basement *UPDATE on page 3*
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:20 pm
I can hear it scurrying around and my dog is going crazy sniffing the floor. I think it's a possum or a cat. It's dark and scary down there and I'm afraid if I open the cellar door it's gonna jump out and give me rabies or worse.
What would you do?
What would you do?
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 9:33 am
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:22 pm to Rebel Land Shark
Have you ever watched Twister?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:23 pm to brucevilanch
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Have you ever watched Twister?
It's been a long time
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:24 pm to Stonehog
The call is coming from inside the house.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:25 pm to Rebel Land Shark
You should watch it tonight.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:27 pm to Stonehog
Sloth is hungry, go feed him before he breaks out of his chains again I ain't buying another pair
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:28 pm to BluegrassBelle
You going to post those nudes again?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:28 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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Where do you live?
The ghetto. My lady thinks it's a person squatting down there, but it doesn't sound big enough to me. That's why I think it's a possum or a cat.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:31 pm to brucevilanch
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You should watch it tonight.
But I'm already watching Animal House
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:32 pm to Stonehog
Is there a man in the house? Have him check it out.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:33 pm to Stonehog
Just open the door and splash as much gasoline as you can in 10 seconds. Slam the door and wait 5seconds, strike a match, open the door, and toss to match in. Problem solved. You're welcome.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:37 pm to five_fivesix
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Is there a man in the house? Have him check it out.
IT'S DARK
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:41 pm to Stonehog
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IT'S DARK
do you own a flashlight?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:43 pm to five_fivesix
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do you own a flashlight?
I rent one. I have a lease with an option to buy.
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:52 pm to Stonehog
Write this down:
Tomorrow when you wake, if you survive the night, drive to your local hardware store and purchase the following.
A multipack of flashlights
A hickory axe handle
A can of Boiled Linseed Oil
Twenty-six 6 penny nails
A hacksaw
Tomorrow when you wake, if you survive the night, drive to your local hardware store and purchase the following.
A multipack of flashlights
A hickory axe handle
A can of Boiled Linseed Oil
Twenty-six 6 penny nails
A hacksaw
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:54 pm to five_fivesix
Should I just throw all that stuff at the beast?
Posted on 8/15/14 at 10:56 pm to Stonehog
oh shite my bad, the last three were from my list.
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