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re: Mettsiah generated a dilute urine sample...

Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:13 pm to
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:13 pm to
Yeah, that's why the league treats it like a fail. Because nobody would do that to hide anything. Lol.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1460 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:14 pm to
usually my piss in like dark orange. is that dilated too?

does this actually mean anything???
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:14 pm to
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#characterissues
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1460 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:15 pm to
"treats it -like- a fail"

it would be pretty dumb to smoke or something before entering the draft though lol. nothing to see here.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
101696 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:19 pm to
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usually my piss in like dark orange. is that dilated too? does this actually mean anything???


It means you need to drink more water. But not Mett style.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42596 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

usually my piss in like dark orange. is that dilated too?

does this actually mean anything???


Yes.

You need to drink more water.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:23 pm to
Sexually harasses women and does drugs?

Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Whizzinator in the house..


You rang?
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:29 pm to
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Yea, Alabama fans would never do this for one of their players.



Dude. If AJ tested positive for weed, or hell, cocaine, I would be like "Damn what an idiot." Diluted sample is even worse than a positive test because it shows an NFL team you have been using so much you felt the need to try to fake your test.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42596 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:32 pm to
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Diluted sample is even worse than a positive test because it shows an NFL team you have been using so much you felt the need to try to fake your test.


Possibly, if it was clear from the water, it may be plausible, if he drank a ton of water then enough coke to give it color before the test, yeah, pot heads tryin be clever.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
18298 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:33 pm to
Sure, but has he ever taken online classes? Because that shite can't be tolerated!
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28632 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:37 pm to
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it shows an NFL team you have been using so much you felt the need to try to fake your test.


Ehhh, not really. I am sure he will be tested more often than other players. As long as he's not using, he will have no problems. If he is, he will have to stop or he won't be in the league long.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
61195 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:38 pm to
This makes you wonder how many he failed at LSU. I guess it was less than 17 or however many TM7 failed. Or maybe they just stopped testing?
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10276 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:38 pm to
I had to retake a drug test for an internship due to it coming back as diluted. Wasn't hiding anything, just drink a shite ton of h20
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17532 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:40 pm to
Didn't test him, since he played QB. Thanks Speedy.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:42 pm to
But did he possibly get paid for autographs?

Did he party?

Did he attend expensive sporting events?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42596 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:43 pm to
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Or maybe they just stopped testing?


The team voted to stop testing.
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:44 pm to
So many cry baby Aggies in here
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:45 pm to
If by "crybaby", you mean laughing so hard that we're in tears...
Posted by TheRookbird
Member since Aug 2013
1322 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:50 pm to
Why doesn't the NFL test hair samples? They've got the money.
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