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Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
Not many people, including athletes, get 1.5 gallons per day
I failed one on college for diluted urine. I didn't smoke in those days and was coming off marathon training. Luckily, my employer let me try again.
Thanks Outback Steakhouse
I failed one on college for diluted urine. I didn't smoke in those days and was coming off marathon training. Luckily, my employer let me try again.
Thanks Outback Steakhouse
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:43 pm to JuiceTerry
Yea coincidence that he drinks a lot of water and failed a test due to too much water in his urine
It's a conspiracy I tell ya
It's a conspiracy I tell ya
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:45 pm to Gamecox20
Tyler Bray clone IMO
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:45 pm to cas4t
Ol Johnny choirboy isn't looking so bad now
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:50 pm to cas4t
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Thanks Outback Steakhouse
Jamal Mashburn respects the struggle.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:51 pm to cas4t
I don't know what's more funny....Mett failing a drug test due to a diluted sample, or the fact LSU fans are almost unanimously defending him and believing an agents story that he drinks a lot of water to heal his ACL. 
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:52 pm to Monticello
Yea, Alabama fans would never do this for one of their players.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:52 pm to Gamecox20
there goes his top 5 pick in the first round. Shame 
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:53 pm to Monticello
If he really did hit the pipe I have zero sympathy for the kid.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:53 pm to Monticello
Hey! It was doctor's orders. Nothing to see here.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:57 pm to Gamecox20
Even I'm laughing at this one
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:57 pm to roguetiger15
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agents story that he drinks a lot of water to heal his ACL
Mettenberger’s physical therapist, Jason Eliowitz, attributes the positive test to efforts to combat dehydration. Eliowitz explains in the letter to Dr. Lawrence Brown that Mettenberger “was experiencing frequent muscle cramping during the day as well as at night while trying to sleep.” Thus, Mettenberger was advised to drink “as much as 1 to 1.5 gallons of of water per day, to increase his consumption of foods high in potassium, and to increase his sodium intake.”
His agent is also his Dr. and Physical Therapist.
What a career.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:58 pm to mrbroker
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there goes his top 5 pick in the first round. Shame
And 3 years from now Mettenberger will be an NFL starter while tattoo boy will be just another ex-SEC jock on CSS's Talkin Football.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 5:59 pm to bherm1988
Perfect he will fall to the Seahawks cause Pete Carroll supports marijuana
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:00 pm to Monticello
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I don't know what's more funny....Mett failing a drug test due to a diluted sample, or the fact LSU fans are almost unanimously defending him and believing an agents story that he drinks a lot of water to heal his ACL.
DJ Pettway just knocked you off your high horse and stole it.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:04 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
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FOX Sports reports LSU DT Anthony Johnson failed a drug test at the Scouting Combine in February.
Johnson (6-foot-3, 308) is viewed as a mid- to late-round prospect. He ran a 5.22 forty and bench-pressed 225 pounds just 22 times at the Combine. Johnson already had some character concerns, so this isn't going to help him. He's a big, athletic interior lineman who may fit best in a 4-3 defense.
Source: Jay Glazer on Twitter
Mon, May 05 2014 5:54 PM
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:07 pm to TTsTowel
Surprised that hadn't been posted yet.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:08 pm to Gamecox20
Here we go.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 6:13 pm to LSU82BILL
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And 3 years from now Mettenberger will be an NFL starter while tattoo boy will be just another ex-SEC jock on CSS's Talkin Football.
LSU QBs do not excel in the NFL...
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