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Now THIS is a varsity level SEC initiation for noobs like me
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:20 am
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:20 am
This weekend I shall be in Memphis watching the Mizzou-Georgia game (and every other game on the planet simultaneously) as a humble guest in the home of Tennessee booster Roy Adams, he of the house full of 36 big screens, of proudly and openly flaunting his violations of NCAA rules he didn't agree with, of entertaining politicians and former players at his watch parties, of wearing a coonskin cap and orange blazer to his deposition by the lawyers for two Alabama coaches.
You want Mizzou fans like me to "get" SEC culture? I'm diving right in cannonball style, bitches. This is gonna be epic.
You want Mizzou fans like me to "get" SEC culture? I'm diving right in cannonball style, bitches. This is gonna be epic.
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Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:22 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
With all those tvs, you would think he could afford a better a/c unit.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:22 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Ok
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:24 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Name drop me, just tell him i'm a much better poster. I wanna catch the UF/Mizzou game.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:31 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Congrats. Watching games with Roy is supposed to be quite the experience. Believe it or not, a lot of big wigs frequent those parties.
Grizzlies GM Chris Wallace to name one.
Grizzlies GM Chris Wallace to name one.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:39 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
sounds pretty cool actually- you'll have to update next week with how things went. 
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:41 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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This weekend I shall be in Memphis watching the Mizzou-Georgia game (and every other game on the planet simultaneously) as a humble guest in the home of Tennessee booster Roy Adams
Don't drop the soap.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:41 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Looks pretty cool!
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:55 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
I went to school up there and heard he drops like two grand on food in his industrial kitchen every weekend.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:01 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Welcome to Memphis. Don't the shot, robbed, raped, etc
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:22 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
How does one get an invite to watch games with Roy?
Posted on 10/10/13 at 12:58 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Wear a chastity belt, backwards. 
Posted on 10/10/13 at 1:08 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Definitely jealous. What an atmosphere that'll be. You just know they're going to be rooting for Mizzou.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 1:59 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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This weekend I shall be in Memphis watching the Mizzou-Georgia game (and every other game on the planet simultaneously) as a humble guest in the home of Tennessee booster Roy Adams, he of the house full of 36 big screens, of proudly and openly flaunting his violations of NCAA rules he didn't agree with, of entertaining politicians and former players at his watch parties, of wearing a coonskin cap and orange blazer to his deposition by the lawyers for two Alabama coaches.
I'n down with your Melvin Booker avatar and all, but what's the point of this other than to namedrop?
Posted on 10/10/13 at 2:02 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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This weekend I shall be in Memphis watching the Mizzou-Georgia game (and every other game on the planet simultaneously) as a humble guest in the home of Tennessee booster Roy Adams, he of the house full of 36 big screens, of proudly and openly flaunting his violations of NCAA rules he didn't agree with, of entertaining politicians and former players at his watch parties, of wearing a coonskin cap and orange blazer to his deposition by the lawyers for two Alabama coaches.
Pretty cool, actually. I'd like to hang out at one of Roy's parties sometime. He's one of the more colorful, flamboyant, fringe characters of southern football.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 3:55 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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as a humble guest in the home of Tennessee booster Roy Adams
Ask him how is radio interview with Geoff Calkins went the other day
Posted on 10/10/13 at 3:57 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Take some pictures. Looks like a cool setup.
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