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re: SI: Alabama Football Team took Deer Antler Spray (steroids)

Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:55 pm to
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10888bge


flies to stink because of huge ramifications.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:56 pm to
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I'm sure. LINK


stickers vs. antlers
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28659 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:57 pm to
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stickers vs. antlers


saying it like that really does bring into focus the scope of insanity this story rates in... in the pantheon of insane topics.

wow.
Posted by 10888bge
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:58 pm to
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flies to stink because of huge ramifications.


It was fun for the first 10 pages, having fun over something a silly as deer velvet. Now it has gone in to ludicrous speed. The odds that anything comes from this is about 1:googleplex.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28659 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 2:59 pm to
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Now it has gone in to ludicrous speed


you're right. half the posters here have gone plaid.

i am enjoying the thread because it's the main heated topic. you get to watch the most irrelevant poo being flung. /awesome
Posted by GambitAUfan
Member since Nov 2010
2851 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:01 pm to
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The Ravens are in the NCAA? Swing and a miss


I'm not sure what is hard about this story for you to understand. LINK Alabama players used deer antler spray which contains IGF-1. IGF-1 is a banned substanced by NCAA. LINK

I can pour cocaine in my coffee and tell the cops its starbuck's special blend. They are still going to take me to jail.
Posted by MrBiriwa
Biriwa,OH
Member since Nov 2010
7116 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:02 pm to
So when does this thread get renamed? Here are my top choices....



As The Tide Turns...... ATTT

As The Tide Receeds......ATTR

As The Capstone Crumbles .....ATCC



Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54185 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:03 pm to
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what genuine smiles in that pic!
Hard to smile with a mouthful of antler steroids.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:04 pm to
Link to failed drug tests?
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:06 pm to
As the Tide Wanes
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30292 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:10 pm to
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stickers vs. antlers
They all enhance performance though.

[In describing his products to SI (as well as to the Alabama players), Key wasted little time in mentioning David Pascoe, an exercise scientist at Auburn. Key says that Pasco tested the frequency stickers and was "blown away" by the technology. He also claims that Pasco, through AU team doctors, allowed him to treat safety Zac Etheridge's broken neck using the light beam chips, and his range of motion almost completely returned. (Pascoe's recollection is different. He says he met Key, but he never tested frequency stickers or steered him to an injured athlete; Etheridge also denies being treated by Key. At one point Pascoe considered retaining a lawyer if Key did not stop using his name as part of SWAT's advertising pitch. "I just taught a class on myth busters," says Pascoe. "I don't want anybody thinking I backed this."]

Key/Ross are nothing more than con-artists.
This post was edited on 1/30/13 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:15 pm to
It's true about Bama players taking the "Deer Antler-Steroid", and it actually works.

This squirrel was seen leaving the UA locker room this morning.



This was a post I had posted in the Ingram,TR, and Lacy Thread.

I thought it was a little funny.
Posted by WreckinRams05
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2005
6197 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:24 pm to
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As The Tide Turns...... ATTT

As The Tide Receeds......ATTR

As The Capstone Crumbles .....ATCC




none of the above. Why does every SEC rant poster want to start one of these with "As The _____ _____?" Get a little creativity/originality going people and stop falling back on As The Plains Burn. /rant
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36223 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:24 pm to
This guy's stories sound like teo's girlfriend.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30292 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:44 pm to
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This guy's stories sound like teo's girlfriend.





+1

A great big hoax.

[Key insists SWAT's products are cutting edge and is satisfied that they work. "We don't have to prove that this is real or not," he says. "What we're looking for is for {science} to prove that it's not real."]

They don't care if they lie, embellish the truth or flat out fabricate shite in their sales pitch.

This post was edited on 1/30/13 at 3:45 pm
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19412 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:47 pm to
Can anyone give me cliffs of this thread?

I got a mobile alert from ESPN this morning, saying UA, AU, and LSU players were involved. I'm honestly a little shocked that they're actually reporting this.

The only thing I've got to say to that is that if AU players were taking this too, I'd be looking for some new PEDs to take
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54185 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:48 pm to
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Can anyone give me cliffs of this thread?

2009*
2011*
2012*
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19412 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:48 pm to
Now that's what I like to hear.

It really does matter, you know.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36223 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:51 pm to
The whole thing is a bunch of hogwash bologna. From top to bottom, but it's funny as hell.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30292 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 3:51 pm to
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The only thing I've got to say to that is that if AU players were taking this too, I'd be looking for some new PEDs to take
Your players got tha placebo.
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