re: 10,000 tickets left for Little Rock game

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FleaMarketBill

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It seems you know very little of tRock's choo choo train situation. As many of you know, Little Rock is the home of Mary Steenburgen, one of the stars of the cinematic classic Back to the Future 3: Wild West Boogaloo. At the end of this masterpiece, we see Mrs. Steenburgen and Doc Brown fly away IN A frickING TRAIN.

But whaaaaaaat? Trains don't fly? YES THEY DO! MARY STEENBURGEN HAS ONE. She got it when Doc died because he was old as shite and she married smart. She know she only had to put out for a few years until she could take control of a TIME TRAVELING CHOO CHOO! Where do you think she parks that choo choo? Fayetteville? HA! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE PARKS THAT frickER IN LITTLE ROCK AND MY PROPERTY VALUE HAS SCORED HIM A NIIIIIIIICE FIRST CLASS CABIN SEAT.

We had 6 people for 8 seats. I couldn't give two away, and the reason most often we got was "its supposed to be too damned hot". These were great seats, seatbacks, too.

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We had 6 people for 8 seats. I couldn't give two away, and the reason most often we got was "its supposed to be too damned hot". These were great seats, seatbacks, too.

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next time you run into this problem let me know i'll gladly take free tickets with seat backs. cold hot doesn't matter i've survived one of the hottest games of all time and one of the coldest.

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So temperate climates are your weakness. Noted.

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if you saw my beard you'd understand I have no weaknesses.

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if you saw my beard you'd understand I have no weaknesses.

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Tangle hazard.

Mary had a train alright, but it was in college, she was drunk, and she doesn't like to talk about it. That train will not fly after this Saturday when it is weighed down by the guilt of 10,000 no shows, but it will hobble back to the future to the year of 2016 and then commit suicide. Your property value is going to have a first class seat next to you at one of the local soup kitchens. Hope you like chicken broth, it's what's for dinner.

Go to the game in a Santa Suit. I will spend the next 5 days trying to pic you out of the panoramic shot.

I really dont understand why LR feels like they get to pick and choose which games to support

We support the razorbacks up here in NWA. Regardless of opponent

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That train will not fly after this Saturday when it is weighed down by the guilt of 10,000 no shows, but it will hobble back to the future to the year of 2016 and then commit suicide. Your property value is going to have a first class seat next to you at one of the local soup kitchens. Hope you like chicken broth, it's what's for dinner.

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War Memorial is going to be a hot commodity no matter what happens. Let the Razorbacks leave and make the worst decision in University history. I'm already committed to stealing the gladiator idea and claiming it as my own. Writing up a business plan as we speak. Death row inmate with a trident facing off against an angry grizzly bear for Week 1 in 2016. By week 3 people will already be planning on expanding the stadium to 100k.

I'll name my luxury box after your post. I'll call it The Soup Kitchen, because, after that inmate spears a grizzly through the heart with a three pronged death stick, I plan on grabbing a pot, taking a couple of those ribs and a potato, and adding in some nice broth. Baby, I'll have a stew going.

Samford, folks.
Sam-fricking-ford.
That's the elephant in the room.
Won't sell in LR and damn sure wouldn't sell in Jeep town either.
As a percentage of butts in available seats though, there will be just as many in WMS as there would in DWRRS, if not more.

The real question is, why the hell are we playing Samford?