4-star Safety Chaz Ah You Takes Helicopter To His School For Commitment

The school of no fun

What in the actual F. This college announcement one uping is getting batshit crazy.

Seems like a pricey way to commit

Hey Chaz, be sure to reserve that helicopter for an emergency evac from NRG Stadium on Sept 2nd. Just looking out!

Lol how cheap was that chop

That was stupid but low key kinda one of the nicer ones I've seen. Most of them have been shits.

And...yet another attention whore athlete is born. Ho hum.

I don't think that the Byrds' song Turn! Turn! Turn! is as great as people claim. The lyrics are basically Bible verses. Sure, the music is nice but I would respect the song more if the Byrds also came up with the lyrics.