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I hope Florida, the team, isnt as weak as their fans
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:32 am
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:32 am
I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
This post was edited on 10/11/13 at 8:37 am
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Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:33 am to NicoBlues
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NicoBlues
you are so cool!
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:33 am to NicoBlues
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:34 am to NicoBlues
even though i know you're lying i still laughed bc that is a funny story, you really do have a good imagination
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:35 am to NicoBlues
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:35 am to NicoBlues
Nico pls stahp
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:35 am to NicoBlues
trashy story bro
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:36 am to NicoBlues
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I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls on.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out ofthe backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissef and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
Your life must suck.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:38 am to BloodSweat&Beers
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Your life must suck.
But in that moment, I felt like it really meant something. I didn't need that beer this morning anyway.
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Please stahp
Who the frick are you, and what country are you from? Im just getting started. This is MY weekend
This post was edited on 10/11/13 at 8:38 am
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:42 am to NicoBlues
quote:Did you really? Honestly
i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:42 am to NicoBlues
I doubt you did any of that, but if you did , you need your arse kicked.
No amount of lsu wins will give you your teeth back.
No amount of lsu wins will give you your teeth back.
This post was edited on 10/11/13 at 8:43 am
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:43 am to NicoBlues
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But in that moment, I felt like it really meant something. I didn't need that beer this morning anyway.
Congrats. You should upgrade to bourbon in the morning.
Is your first name Steve?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:44 am to Rickdaddy4188
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Rickdaddy4188
i agree with Rickdaddy for once
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:44 am to BloodSweat&Beers
It must have been you, throwing your bag of Cheetos on the ground , looking like a bitch in front of your borderline attractive wife. Geaux back to Florida bruh
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:46 am to NicoBlues
Lol.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:47 am to NicoBlues
Well, their team is coming for payback because we beat them 16 years ago by a TD in Tiger Stadium. Even though they've played us many times since then, the 2013 version must get it's revenge
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:48 am to SpartyGator
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i agree with Rickdaddy for once
So do I.
What the frick is this world coming too....
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:48 am to NicoBlues
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I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
I am conflicted here and don't know how to react...oh what the hell
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:48 am to c on z
Grammie was so disgusted by her sons actions, she actually got into my vehicle and told me to go. We just chilling, dranking beer right now.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 8:50 am to NicoBlues
I should have run over your arse P&G-overall wearing arse. My gam gam has a bad hip and she broke it (again) trying to get that door open. You also owe me a bag of cheetos you tPOS. 
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