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re: Men and women CANNOT just be friends
Posted on 3/1/15 at 12:17 pm to pacman1984
Posted on 3/1/15 at 12:17 pm to pacman1984
Men and women can absolutely be friends. but certain things must occur
A) you must get a good fricking out the way. curiosity about the quality of a woman's vagina will destroy the mental faculties of a man. and invariably she will tire of running from you and making herself attractive for someone she thinks she isnt going to frick . So get it out the way
B) And this the most critical aspect. You CAN NOT frick her in a manner that releases her insanity. Of course you want to let her know you were there, just don't release the kracken. This requires striking the most delicate of balances. Acting like a nasty hog during or after, friendship becomes unlikely. Make too much eye contact during, and youre changing your cell number.
But it is possible, and it can be worth it
A) you must get a good fricking out the way. curiosity about the quality of a woman's vagina will destroy the mental faculties of a man. and invariably she will tire of running from you and making herself attractive for someone she thinks she isnt going to frick . So get it out the way
B) And this the most critical aspect. You CAN NOT frick her in a manner that releases her insanity. Of course you want to let her know you were there, just don't release the kracken. This requires striking the most delicate of balances. Acting like a nasty hog during or after, friendship becomes unlikely. Make too much eye contact during, and youre changing your cell number.
But it is possible, and it can be worth it
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