CaptSpaulding
| Favorite team: | Atlanta Braves  |
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| Number of Posts: | 6501 |
| Registered on: | 2/16/2012 |
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re: SCOTUS poised to overturn ruling that declares homeless encampments a legal right
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/22/24 at 7:55 pm
[quote]but has no shelter able to accommodate the hundreds of homeless people who live within its limits.[/quote]
If you don’t have a residence in the city, do you really “live” there? ...
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re: Has this video of the dude who lit himself on fire been posted? He was still moving (NSFW)
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/20/24 at 9:10 pm
[quote]His reigniting crotch was a nice touch.[/quote]
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re: Two lifeforms merge in once-in-a-billion-years evolutionary event
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/18/24 at 1:58 pm
[quote]The first occurred about 2.2 billion years ago[/quote]
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re: Man stabs a group of young people as they assault him for looking for his phone in river
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/9/24 at 5:05 pm
[quote]there's a lot of things he did that make it much worse for him, but none of them really should matter in what actually transpired and how he will be judged by the jury.[/quote]
You’re right, but at the end of the day it’s up to the jury, and they could definitely convict him of a lesser ch...
re: Man stabs a group of young people as they assault him for looking for his phone in river
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/9/24 at 4:11 pm
I think they overcharged with Murder 1, but I don’t think he will walk away either. Regardless of jury instructions, at the end of the day a jury is going to do what they think is “fair,” and probably convict him on at least one of the lesser charges. ...
re: Man stabs a group of young people as they assault him for looking for his phone in river
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/9/24 at 10:09 am
Watching his police interview now. He really dug himself a hole by lying and saying that they had knives, and he took one from them. I’m not sure if he can dig himself out of that one. ...
re: WWE Wrestlemania XL | 6:00 PM | Kickoff Show - 5:00 PM | WWE Network on Peacock
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/7/24 at 10:06 pm
I feel like we’re getting LinkedIn Damien Priest in this press conference. ...
re: WWE Wrestlemania XL | 6:00 PM | Kickoff Show - 5:00 PM | WWE Network on Peacock
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/7/24 at 8:33 pm
Iyo’s voice is the most annoying thing ever. ...
re: WWE Wrestlemania XL | 6:00 PM | Kickoff Show - 5:00 PM | WWE Network on Peacock
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/6/24 at 8:50 pm
I am sports entertained. ...
re: The awakening of the fault that caused the NYC earthquake is the beginning of the end.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/5/24 at 5:54 pm
See, this is why I’m all for man-made climate change. If we caused it, insurance companies can’t call it an act of God. ...
re: The awakening of the fault that caused the NYC earthquake is the beginning of the end.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/5/24 at 5:50 pm
That wasn’t an earthquake, that was Ginny Sack falling out of bed.
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re: Something I noticed At Disney World
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/4/24 at 7:53 pm
If you’re not fat by the time you go to Disney, you’re doing it wrong. I purposely gained 120 lbs so that I could ride a scooter all week. ...
re: Question about Shawshank: Andy revealing the scams.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/2/24 at 12:01 am
[quote]As is pointed out in The Untouchables, you actually need the testimony of a witness to discuss hard pieces of evidence in a trial. Andy mails out the ledger, but as Andy has fled to Mexico and wouldn’t come back for a trial as a witness, would the ledger even be admissible in court?[/quote]
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re: Easter Sunday family drama: my nephew was told the Easter Bunny is not real...
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/31/24 at 4:28 pm
I let my kids believe in all that shite until they ask me if it’s actually real. Whatever age they are when they ask, that’s when they find out. ...
re: Elite 8 Clemson 82 Bama 89 Final
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/30/24 at 10:33 pm
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re: Travis Kelce Allegedly Spent More Than Half of His Yearly Salary on Wooing Taylor Swift
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/29/24 at 3:22 pm
1. Marry a billionaire
2. Have her buy the team you play for
3. Divorce
4. ???
5. You now own half of your team...
re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/27/24 at 6:21 pm
“I can’t wait for this show to be over because I have a roll of lifesavers in my pocket, and the next one is pineapple.”
It doesn’t read that funny, but he dropped it in the middle of his set when I saw him live and had me rolling. ...
re: The Justice Department is suing Apple for having a monopoly on smartphones
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/21/24 at 7:01 pm
Anytime I get a green text I immediately block the number. ...
re: Yesterday - The [sans] Beatles Movie
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/19/24 at 10:16 pm
Kicking Ed Sheeran’s arse with “the long and winding road” is both hilarious, and also the most insidious act of plagiarism he committed in the whole movie. ...
re: MTV THE CHALLENGE SEASON 40 CAST REVEALED
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/14/24 at 10:13 pm
Miz would be a great mercenary. One of the OG challenge Alphas, and can definitely still go. ...
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